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Old 04-22-2003, 12:26 PM
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The world's 21 THINNEST books!
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda

20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno

19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver

18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino

17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by HILLARY CLINTON

16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden

15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates

14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis Rodman

13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore

12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide

9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian

8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN

6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes

5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA

3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton/with introduction by The Rev. Jessie Jackson

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LOL! Good one!
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WAY TOO F-ING FUNNY!
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you missed one !
Every Social Event the AudioFN attended without a drink in his hand Now thats real thin
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I love it!
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Damn, dogging Detroit and being a cheese head!
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