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Old 05-19-2003, 05:31 PM
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The story is a fake anyway. Any real drinker knows that after 2.0 or thereabouts your memory is wiped clean. Mother nature at her charitable self.
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Very funny
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Old 05-19-2003, 07:28 PM
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Those are near straight from Tucker himself......That dude would be amongst the best to hange out with.........Harrrrgh
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Old 05-20-2003, 12:27 AM
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Man...that is funny stuff!!!!!!!!

Shore....that first story is better than the others...I hope that was really your recolection, if so, that is a beauty!!!!!
 
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Sign up for a liver transplant now- avoid the rush!!!!

Funny stuff! reminds me of some trips to the French Quarter back in the good ole days... OOOPPPSSS...... I mean bad ole days before I was married.
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FUNNY ****!
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My eyes are burning out of my head!!
I can't believe I read the whole thing......

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I can attest to the mythical powers of the breathalyzer.
A few years back, my buddies and I were on a snowboarding trip up at Mt. Tremblant in Canada. (Already a bad start.) The first night at our favorite bar, we noticed the breathalyzer on the wall near the bathrooms. As soon as the first guy tried it, that was it. We had piles of Canadian $1 coins on the bar just for this purpose. Every trip to the bathroom would require a stop at the machine.
Later that evening, after the bar closed, all I can remember was stealing signs from in front of the stores in the village, and attempting to ride them down the mountain. Then down the cobblestone street.
I too, woke up with scabs the next day.
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Shor -- you have only touched the tip of the iceberg. (Perhaps a bad metaphor on an offshore board. ) That guy's whole site is hilarious.
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Old 05-20-2003, 11:00 AM
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Shor, if that was really you, you are the king of vomit. Great reading material.
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