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Old 05-21-2003, 10:50 AM
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A distraught young woman decides to throw herself into the ocean.

Down at the docks, a handsome young sailor notices her tears, takes pity on her, and says, "Hey, youíve got a lot to live for. All you need is a new start. Iím off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. Iíll take good care of you and bring you food every day."

Moving closer, he slips his arm around her shoulders and adds, "Iíll keep you happy, and youíll keep me happy."

She agrees, and the sailor brings her aboard that night and hides her in a lifeboat. Every night he brings her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they make passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine search, she is discovered by the shipís captain.

"What are you doing here?" the captain asks.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explains. "Heís taking me to Europe, and heís screwing me."

"He sure is, lady," says the captain. "This is the Staten Island ferry."

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