Revised top ten powerboat lies:

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05-29-2003 | 09:24 PM

#11

Madcow

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From: Toledo Oh

My favorite is is the one from every review from powerboat magazine. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR _________ IN A BOAT THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU. Has anyone ever seen them say anything bad about a boat? I'm waiting for the review that say's "Every other boat since the ark has been leading up to this boat".

05-30-2003 | 06:04 AM

#12

THRILLSEEKER

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as posted by Team Baja

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By the way, your going to have to spend a little more money at the island, or leave!!

Another good one is "Well, I just had it appraised for a gajillion dollars but I will sell it to you for only 80k"

05-30-2003 | 06:16 AM

#13

Iggy

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From: Kissimmee, Florida

"this'll only hurt for a little while"
"I'll only stick the head of it in"

Opps, wrong lies.

05-30-2003 | 06:55 AM

#14

Shane

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From: Niskayuna, NY

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Originally posted by Miller
I always like when people describe something as "new", "like new" or "better than new" and you go to look and the item is begging for a bullet to put it out of its misery.

Whats the matter Barney not pickin' out the hotties lately?

Last edited by Shane; 05-30-2003 at 09:29 AM.

05-30-2003 | 07:05 AM

#15

Dave M

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From: Hollywood, MD, USA

"0" hours on new power, 80 MPH.

If you have zero hours on the new power how do you know how fast it will go?

05-30-2003 | 07:36 AM

#16

T2x

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From: Granite Quarry, NC

"It's just like a Skater..........."

Or my personal favorite

"The Skater of Vee Bottoms"........What the heck does that mean?

T2x

05-30-2003 | 07:42 AM

#17

MitchStellin

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From: Grand Haven, MI USA

From the dealer.... Oh don't worry about that, I will fix it right away. Or my favorite 1988/2000 whats up with that, did you use the old hull for a mold and build a new boat?