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Old 05-29-2003, 09:24 PM
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My favorite is is the one from every review from powerboat magazine. IF YOUR LOOKING FOR _________ IN A BOAT THIS IS THE ONE FOR YOU. Has anyone ever seen them say anything bad about a boat? I'm waiting for the review that say's "Every other boat since the ark has been leading up to this boat".
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:04 AM
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as posted by Team Baja
By the way, your going to have to spend a little more money at the island, or leave!!


Another good one is "Well, I just had it appraised for a gajillion dollars but I will sell it to you for only 80k"
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:16 AM
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"this'll only hurt for a little while"
"I'll only stick the head of it in"

Opps, wrong lies.
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Old 05-30-2003, 06:55 AM
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Originally posted by Miller
I always like when people describe something as "new", "like new" or "better than new" and you go to look and the item is begging for a bullet to put it out of its misery.
Whats the matter Barney not pickin' out the hotties lately?

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Old 05-30-2003, 07:05 AM
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"0" hours on new power, 80 MPH.

If you have zero hours on the new power how do you know how fast it will go?
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:36 AM
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"It's just like a Skater..........."

Or my personal favorite

"The Skater of Vee Bottoms"........What the heck does that mean?

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Old 05-30-2003, 07:42 AM
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From the dealer.... Oh don't worry about that, I will fix it right away. Or my favorite 1988/2000 whats up with that, did you use the old hull for a mold and build a new boat?
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:43 AM
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Its the skater of Vee bottoms
There is only 1 guy who can say this without lying.........Spiderman

Biggest lie on the planet is "Boat is Turn Key
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Old 05-30-2003, 07:47 AM
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T2x........ "The Skater of posters"
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Old 05-30-2003, 08:53 AM
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LOL T2x...
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