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Old 06-02-2003, 01:50 PM
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So are these all the basic rules I need to understand men?

25 Rules For Women to Understand Men
1. Learn to work the toilet seat! If itís up donít come tell us about it, put it down yourself!
2. Donít cut your hair. EVER!
3. Donít make us guess! We hate that!
4. If you ask a question you donít want the answer too, expect an answer you donít want to hear.
5. Sometimes weíre nothing about you. You must learn to live with it!
6. Weíre never thinking about ďthe relationshipĒ!
7. Get rid of your cat. No, itís not different, itís just like every other cat!
8. Dogs are better than any cat. PERIOD!
9. SUNDAY = SPORTS
10. Shopping is not everybodyís idea of a good time
11. Anything you wear is fine. REALLY, it is!
12. You have enough clothes!
13. You have too many shoes!
14. Crying is blackmail!!!!!!!!! Use it if you must, but donít expect us to like it.
15. Youíre brother is an idiot.
16. Ask for what you want! Subtle hints donít work.
17. No we donít know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar because you have too many of them!
18. Share the bathroom!
19. Share the closet!
20. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem! See a doctor!
22. Nothing says I love you like sex in the morning.
23. Foreigner films are best left for FOREIGNERS!
24. Check your own oil!
25. Donít give us 50 rules when 25 rules will do!
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Like that one. Printing it out and passing it out as I type.
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So are these all the basic rules I need to understand men?

12. You have enough clothes!
13. You have too many shoes!

Now, you've gone too far!! LOL
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Radio edit,,,, Sunday = BOATING !!
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Pretty much. Next time you're with a group of friends share this with them.
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Now, you've gone too far!! LOL
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