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Old 06-04-2003, 12:20 PM
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Sexual Calorie Counter
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until
recently nobody had made a scientific study of the calorific expenditure of
different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research
they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the! G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 52 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Her on top.............................. 524 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 726 Calories
Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories
ORGASMIC:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years........................... . 1124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 1972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your spouse knocking at the door.... 5521 Calories
With her spouse knocking at the door.... 10,521 Calorie
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No matter what it is still the best kind of exercise...
 
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Good One!!!

The Donkey Punch!!! LMFAO
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Good One!!!

The Donkey Punch!!! LMFAO
What is that? Not too sure.
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Thats another good line to get laid....I gotta loose all this winter weight...
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Donkey punch..................... 912 Calories
I would think by now I would be very thin
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Based on that there's no way I should be 230 lbs.
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