Thrillseekers Weekend..........Lets hear your version!
 

So how about a recap of this weekend at Kellys. Your story, then I'll tell them what really happened, and how you wouldnt let us quit drinking........:eek: :D

Mary and I were both laughing at the head (hair) on the chicks that one of you guys picked up at Bag the Moon. They looked a lot better the night before:eek:

went to PIB last minute sat night... passed out by 1:30 back at shooters by 11 am... sorry i couldnt make it

I thought those girls looked like they were too much maintenance, so I didnt even bother hitting on them. They asked what I did for a living, and I tried to convince them I was a garbageman working 60 hrs a week for $5 an hour. I dont care what they think! :D

Is this supposed to be one of those storries that starts out with

"YALL AIN"T GONNA BELIVE THIS SH!T"?????

Well it started out a perfect friday night at the Casino.....Beer flowing, hot women everywhere:D ............then I met theese two crazy baastards and the whole weekend just went downhill from there.:crazy: theese two strange guys, one of which claimed to be a garbage man with a strange fetish for collecting dead animals:eek: :D , drank the bar dry and we all woke up in the morning feelin like we got hit by a Mack truck:drool:

Woke up Saturday morning roaming the island trying to find a bloody marry, but no one would serve us before 11:mad: Finally got served at the caddy shack and our jaws dropped when the bartender set a round of shots in front of us courtesy of the Casino dj:eek: The Dj was in the corner laughing his a$$ off at our facial expressions:o luckily it was just water in the shot glasses....(just remember Tommy paybacks are a b!tch)

I got blackmailed into drinking against my will all day:D Team Baja said that if I didnt drink all day then he would release some hush hush "fat girl" storries to some unwanted people:mad:

Then we got rear ended on our golf cart by some a$$hole in a jeep:mad: :mad: :mad: , so we had to go back to the casino and drink away our pain:rolleyes:.....ended up meeting theese big haired chicks at Bag the Moon, Team Baja had them scared when he told them about his pet inflatable sheep, and his monster 4 point buck that he dug out of the trash on his garbage route:eek: :eek:

Then I went back to the Casino for a few more beers with Scott, Just Once, and RRitter. When the night was over Team Baja was passed out on a bench in the bar with a plastic weiner in his hand that he bought from a bachelorette:eek: :eek:

All in all it was a good weekend, I will try to post some pics of our smashed golf cart later.

Now lets hear your side TB:D:D

You forgot the part where RRitters friend puked on the bar. We had to carry him to the boat, and put a life jacket on him in case he tryed to wake up go swimming.

LAUGIN MY A$$ OFF...... Great job Teambaja & Thrillseeker with your attempt to discribe the weekend at Kelly's But GEZZZZ you left out so many good points...Can't forget Thrillseeker out there dancing w/ the ladies tellin them all to back it up baby girl...or Like Thrillseeker ya didn't mention where your head was hanging around 3:30 friday night as Teambaja sat passed out in that boat seat....till 5 in the morning and who was it that said they gave up drinking saturday morning.....I recall one of those crazy bastards you mentioned ...yelling Captainblondee hey I quit drinking and the two of you nodding in unision with him... oh was that where the garbageman started threatening you with stories of the fat ladies?????? and Tommy ordered you shots of water??? and that was just friday night.......

You got some of it right, but I remember it a little more like this.

Part 1


I arrive at the island Friday night with the other crazy bastard on a relatively small boat.

We hook up with a BAJA buddy, and he introduces us to a new SHOT. He says they will sneak up on you, but we ignore him and order several more.

We later hook up with Thrillseeker. Bad idea, steer clear of this guy. Straight downhill from here on out.

The beer is tasting good, but Thrillseeker decides its not enough, so we all do RED HEADED SLUTS.

Its getting hazy at this point, and Thrillseeker disappears. We later find out he was feeding the fish. :drool:

Teambaja wakes up in little boat under the cover, just on the verge of running out of oxygen...........

Anybody got any pics?

Now Saturday.... was awesome.....sun shinning and all those crazy bastards that swore off drinking at 10 had changed there minds by 3:00 and the party started all over.Scoot has this great idea for us to go for a fun gold cart ride...it started out with 4 of us then those crazy people decided they wanted to go so we got the limo..and 9 of us set out for fun in the sun at Westbay... Thrisllseeker was blackmailed into drinkin more ...time to leave & finish our fun in the sun jopy ride... all of us whoopin and halooaring like we were some kind of tourist & then without any warning some crazy **** in the orange jeep decided he wanted to test out Thrillseekers reflexes and smashed right into the back of our limo golf cart. Bent that thing right up crunching Thrillseekers saftybar and his leg.... smashed my arm as teambaja was thrown forward and then back as were the other 6 people... have you ever heard 9 people say WHAT THE F&^%k WAS THAT??? ALL AT ONCE..It is funny as hell until ya realize yiur arm is broke and about to mess with your good time.... Thank god for that Blackmail of Thrillseeker & as for me Tequila is a good pain killer & the party continued till well into the night. Yes we had to escort teambaja and his plastic weiner to his seat in the boat..

Sunday morning... That same crazy person mentioned on Saturday morning swore off drinking once again....for about an hour...

All I can say is it was one awesome weekend and no idiot with an orange jeep can mess with the 9 of us...We got it going on!!!!!
I think I can speak for all of us we had a great weekend..!!!!!

So, its morning and Crazy Bastard #1 decides bloody marys are needed. We must have looked like beggars trying to get in all those bars that werent open yet. The Caddyshack finally lets us in, we get some wonderful tasting drinks, and Thrillseeker dumps a bunch of quarters into HydroThunder, the crane game (he won a purple whale and a mouse) and the condom machine because it was a good deal.


Thrillseeker then has the need for speed, so decides to ride back to the mainland with us for much needed showers and a bite to eat at the crows nest. He looks like a barbarian inhaling his sandwich......

Back to the boat then pound over to West Bay where Thrillseeker insists on drinking again, even though he had other commitments at home. We try to stop him, but when he's power drinking no one can touch him.

Back in the boat, around the island to the Casino. At this point, in Thrillseekers eyes the fat chicks are all of a sudden skinny. We decide its safe to haul 9 people on a limo golf cart and its back to West Bay.

At this point of the night, the ATM machines are greeting Thrillseeker by name, and saying, Tony, is that you again already?

Then we are rear ended on the golf cart by some old dude that was checkin out some women on a porch. The golf cart is a mess, and Thrillseeker, Teambaja, and Crazy Bastard #1 all suffer liver damage.

We hoof it back to the bar and its getting hazy again. We meet up with some other OSO members.

I look out in the parking lot and see Thrillseeker crawling into a pinto with a large women. After some serious rocking, the shocks apparently busted up through and they emerge smoking cigarettes.

Teambaja at this point takes a little cat nap in the Casino. He wakes up to find out someone jacked his NEW OSO hat off his snoozing head! BASTARDS. The hat is never recovered.



Does that sound a little more accurate? :D

You guys had a much more eventfull day than I can recall. We never made it farther than the boat, dock and bar at Casino other than a cool ride in Bajalions boat.

BTW: Teambaja when I was emptying broken foam cooler pieces and cans out of my boat in the morning I saw a Black oso hat on the wooden rail by that poster on the front deck of Casino. I kinda figured It was thrillseekers and he left it on the docks.

Damn it! You didnt need to tell me that. They probably just threw it away. Now I'll have to waste beer money on buying another one!

By the way, Thrillseeker was raising hell about how loud your boat was. We could hear it all the way back to land. People in Cleveland were even filing complaints! :D

Team Baja, Just Once, and, I at the bar

Team Baja, and I with big hair:D

Big hair and big freakin shoes! I think KISS wore them on tour back in the 70s! She took them off and istantly became a midget.


Now time to go hang that 4-point buck!

Laughin my a$$ off just thinkin about this stuff:D

Captainblondee has more pics but I cant post them because they arent jpeg format

I have one of you and "your date" from last year I can post. I'll have to find out which CD I put it on! :eek: :)

By the way, explain to everyone on the board why you have a chicken for an avatar, and what its relationship is with your boat!

:chick: :chick: :chick: :chick: :chick:

TB, check your PM;)

I showed up with my two youngest around 5 stuck around for a few hours and went home. Your party life is definately for the young. My wife really was not feeling well so we went back home.

The kids seemed to like the other boats better than mine. I let my 4 year old drive home (undercareful eye of dad).

I did proceed into serious drinking after I got back got back, passed out on the couch. Ahhh the life of an old man.

golf cart, it doesnt look too bad but it hurt like hell:mad:

crazy bastard #1, Team Baja, and I. Just Once talking to big hair#2

crazybastard #1, and I choking down a sunday morning beer:D

nice pics man

Yeah..TB you are getting closer.. I remember another finer point of the weekend......laughing our asses off for two days straight.... This is just one big continued laugh... keep going boys there is more you can remember...think ...clear the fumes and alcohol more will come.. keep um laughing....

TB do ya remember changing into your jeans on the fancy house boat...LOL... You gave Crazylady#1 the shock of her life...and she thought you were shy!!!!!!
Ha...Guess I forgot to mention the little sneak you are....

Then what about Crazylady#1 going out to the boat to get food around midnight friday night and TB you were standin there with some chic and Crazylady#1 fell flat on her a$$.... While you stood there laughing ..tellin her to get the hell up she looked stupid layin there......Where were your manners ya could have helped her up ya know.....

oh yea and thrillseeker tellin the ladies to back it up baby....humm what is that?????

has anyone seen this look before?????

I beleive that look was after the crazybasters backmailed thrillseeker

Then we got someone else feeding the fish...anyone know that guy?????

I was just happy getting there and back without the engines doing something bad. Next weekend Ill stay for a while longer and party hearty. Hope everybodys injuries heal. Is Captainblondee who I think she is?

Looks like I missed a lot of drinking, driving golf carts, picking up fat chicks, and throwing up. When is the next time everyone is getting together?

Yep, that's her! There goes the neighborhood! :eek:

And Im going to give her hell about using the spellchecker!:D

Watch it TeamBaja.... I got the pics...lol...let me see....

good lord what is thrillseeker doing now?????

THE HAIR...

MORE HAIR

oh yea, that is big hair. I must have left already.

By the way I spell checked the last two for ya TB

Crazybastard toasting Thrillseeker and Teambaja!!!

Can't hide from the Digitql camera........
Wish you would've been there......
Hope you make it next time Formula31..worry about the engines on Sunday morning.....Teambaja has the tow boats number.....

Oh, Ill be back most weekends now that the boat is in. Nice pics