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Old 06-10-2003, 11:03 AM
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Cool OT: Working for the government....

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure Chief, coming right up."

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee, and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto. We're still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian says, "Me in training for government job. Drink coffee, shoot the ****, and disappear for rest of the day"

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Well? How many ?
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He may be over qualified.
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Sounds like a good Postal canidate He has his own gun
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Craig, you better keep quiet!!! A lot of folks disappear from your arena.
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Laughing here as I am a Postal Boss / aka Target
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