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SLINGSHOT 06-18-2003 08:26 AM

ITS NOT GONE YET? WOW

Wally 06-18-2003 08:34 AM


Originally posted by ChrisK
Has anyone noticed that after the first thread no one has talked about what he posted for the most part, it has evolved into something else? hehe
You mean theres a topic to this post!? :D ;)

As soon as i see a topic that will bring some heated debate, from a person that is posting for the first time, I never bother to listen to it....just a waste of our screen space if ya ask me.

From now on if someone is posting something slamming as ther first top 10 posts i think they should back it up with hard core facts....not... i heard this from billy bob whos my great grand twice removed cousin on my aunts uncles side thats friend with the pool cleaner of the neighbor to the accused. If you want to post something negative about someone, tell us where you got your info from!! :mad:

BLee 06-18-2003 08:50 AM


Originally posted by Troutly
Whatever you do....DON"T mention the Cold & Flu Season like the first thread ever started on this subject...... ;)

LOL. That is exactly why the other one vanished.

dockrocker 06-18-2003 08:53 AM


Originally posted by Troutly
Whatever you do....DON"T mention the Cold & Flu Season like the first thread ever started on this subject...... ;)
Or hayfever. Gotta watch that pollen count. ;)

cuda 06-18-2003 08:53 AM

I don't necessarily believe post counts qualify whether you have any knowledge on a subject or not. Does anyone else remember T2x's first post? That was a blockbuster.

ToddW 06-18-2003 08:53 AM

slow poof

TulsaLarry 06-18-2003 09:25 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by MrOffshore
[B]DOCKROCKER....I was reading this post listening to "The Chills" song "Pink Frost" and your avitar head was bouncing perfectly back and forth to the beat of the music...I actually started laughing out loud, it was as if you were here listening to the music!! Love that avitar.

Which song has a tempo to go along with Speed Girl's avatar? :) :)

ChrisK 06-18-2003 09:30 AM


Originally posted by cuda
I don't necessarily believe post counts qualify whether you have any knowledge on a subject or not. Does anyone else remember T2x's first post? That was a blockbuster.
Cant say I ever saw that one... for those of us that are not "in the know" fill us in!

cuda 06-18-2003 09:48 AM


Originally posted by ChrisK
Cant say I ever saw that one... for those of us that are not "in the know" fill us in!
Here it is Chris, it's great reading. A lot more interesting than this thread.:)

Keep in mind, this was his very first post, not many doubt his credentials now.:D

http://www.offshoreonly.com/forums/s...ry+of+v+bottom

Chris288 06-18-2003 09:58 AM


Originally posted by TulsaLarry
[QUOTE
Which song has a tempo to go along with Speed Girl's avatar? :) :)

Great minds think alike,, :D:D I was wondering the same thing myself.. was actually hoping to meet speed-girl at the NYC poker run, never got around to asking if she was gonna be there... :(

dockrocker 06-18-2003 10:02 AM


Originally posted by ChrisK
Cant say I ever saw that one... for those of us that are not "in the know" fill us in!
Let me see if I can give you the *poof* proof version....


(sung to the tune of the Brady Bunch)

Here is a story of a business lady,
Who had a lot of money and a big loud boat,
Big and blown and bad, with triple Eikerts,
And 6's with no skeg in the middle...

This is the story of an engine builder,
Who was busy down in South Florida,
He was fairly successful, building motors,
and other parts and such...

Then one day this lady met this fellow,
And they formed a golden partnership,
A blurb in Powerboat, and lots of big plans,
Then the facade began to slip...

Rumors began of money trouble,
And whispers of big spending sprees,
with bills unpaid and lawsuits flying,
and posts galore on OSO....

Now KEPP has no Keith Eickert,
and its motors are built by Sterling Marine,
Lots of folks want to know the story,
But the truth remains unseen....

The Eickert story, The Eickert story,
That's the ballad of the Eickert story....
Thank you, thank you. You're too kind... thank you. Please remember your servers, they're working hard for you... thank you....

:D :D

lucy 06-18-2003 10:26 AM

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who really cares. mercury is the way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

X-Rated30 06-18-2003 10:38 AM

Lucy -- Nice flame arrestors.;)

WRedmann 06-18-2003 11:24 AM

who are the people in question, and what neck of the woods did they do business in? I dont know them by name, sorry.

Shane 06-18-2003 12:11 PM


Originally posted by busterscott
who are the people in question, and what neck of the woods did they do business in? I dont know them by name, sorry.
butterscott do you have a performance boat?;) Just kidding. Keith is one of the most well respected high performance engine builders in the country. Grab Powerboat magazine from like February or March and read all about it.

Dockrocker...LMAO! Well done!

:D

Lucy...as always. You look beautiful!:)

OldSchool 06-18-2003 02:33 PM

5.4.3.2.1......No poof?:D :D

Zanie 06-18-2003 03:27 PM

Three pages of posts and I haven't learned anything.
And now the Brady bunch song is stuck in my head!
Sheesh!

cuda 06-18-2003 03:40 PM


Originally posted by Zanie

And now the Brady bunch song is stuck in my head!
Sheesh!

It could be worse. The worse thing on a construction site is when one person starts whistling the tune to the old Andy Griffith Show!!!!!!!!! Soon everyone is in on it all day long.:crazy:

CRUBOSS 06-18-2003 09:00 PM

keith eickert lost his engine building company for a lick , a promise and a rolex watch. julie sulivan can't get any of keith eickert';s former engine tech's to work for her. they can't work for rubber paychecks. vendors won't ship parts. too many broken promises.

that is why ms julie has shnookered mike d'annabel. she took a thriving , self sustaining , buisness . and ran it into the ground.

can you say ..."snake oil saleslady".......I CAN !

CRUBOSS 06-18-2003 09:53 PM

i hope the lick was a good one. it sure as heck cost him enough. can you say chapter 11

Growler 06-18-2003 09:53 PM

Dockrocker you rock! This is the longest running non conversation I've seen on here in awhile. Has Kernan been back at all? We might as well all run for office. Our tax dollars fund alot of conversations in the house and senate just like this. Bet they even have popcorn.

CRUBOSS 06-18-2003 10:24 PM

this "KERNAN" guy really knows his stuff. keith was run out of town for being an honest trusting soul.....who got f--ked !

bigboatsrule 06-19-2003 12:23 AM

lucy i still wanna be your pool boy lol

CRUBOSS 06-19-2003 07:12 AM

she is famous for the blame game. she will blame everyone else but take none of the responsability herself. if she owes you any money.....forget about it. i know of four employees who lost two weeks worth of pay due to rubber paychecks. and she thinks nothing of it. lets go screw sombody else , that is her motto.

CigDaze 06-19-2003 07:59 AM

Well, there ya have it...
Thanks CRUBOSS for the insider insight.
It is exactly what my gut feel has been: "she took a thriving , self sustaining , buisness . and ran it into the ground."

I've seen this process a few times myself. :(

dockrocker 06-19-2003 08:42 AM


Originally posted by Shane
This business seems to be full of crooked people! What a shame. With all the people she F$cked no one seems to be going back for more!:p I guess she is as lousy in bed as she looks!
Ouch! Things is gettin' a mite ugly 'round here for Ms. Sullivan! :eek:

JULIANA L. SULL 06-19-2003 10:57 AM

There have been many rumors circulating throughout this website which concern Keith Eickert Power Products, LLC. With regards to one individual aka D-LAW, it is important to note that any "truth" he professes should be viewed with a questionable eye. The following is an actual depiction of his involvement as Keith Eickert's attorney:

1. He has accepted stolen property as payment for services. (which actions are now being reviewed for potential criminal and/or civil penalties)

2. He was fired by Keith, in which new counsel was hired (referred by my attorney)
D-Law's failures to respond timely placed Keith in a default position with the bank.

3. He indicates factual references to financial matters-- AS NO DEPOSITIONS OR DISCOVERY HAD OCCURRED, he has no direct knowledge of ANY COMPANY MATTERS. He is using the guise of "ATTORNEY" to lend credence to his statements.

4. A complaint with the Florida bar association is being filed to determine his ability/right to practice law as all behaviors border on clearly unprofessional practices.

5. I believe his last statement carries the pen name of my attorney "KERNAN"

My only comment to this individual is the following: If you choose to "practice" your profession, maybe you would have less time for this inane activity, and would not have been FIRED by YOUR CLIENT. Make NO mistake, it was not a matter of Keith no longer requiring legal services.

With regards to company issues, we will issue formalized statements as we get further through our re-organizational efforts. We are hoping that all parties can prevail in a positive ,WIN-WIN situation.

Regards,

Juliana L. Sullivan CEO

dockrocker 06-19-2003 11:02 AM

Ah, the plot thickens... tune in next time for another exciting episode of "As The Prop Turns..."

Troutly, pop up another batch would you? Extra butter, hold the salt - and someone grab me a beer!

PhantomChaos 06-19-2003 11:07 AM

New info! Welcome to the board, and nice professional post.

Sean 06-19-2003 11:08 AM

...and we wait with bated breath...

somehow I see oso getting subpoenaed in all of this...
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

nort...perhaps you'd like to share more of the info you dropped on us the other day... :D :D

SLINGSHOT 06-19-2003 11:09 AM

as always, another side to the story

lucy 06-19-2003 11:13 AM

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time for a lawyer riddle.

what is the differance between a dead dog on the highway and a dead lawyer???????????????

answer; skid marks infront of the dog.

Sydwayz 06-19-2003 11:16 AM

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Time for a 12 pack:
:D

dockrocker 06-19-2003 11:28 AM

Q: What do you call a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?

A: A good start.

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Little Johnny said, ""Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."

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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.

"All set back here, Captain," came the reply, "except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards."

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Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.

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Q:What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One is a bottom-dwelling, garbage-eating scavenger. The other is a fish.

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Q: What is the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life-support system.

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Q: What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement?
A: A whine cellar.

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A group of professional men had finished a day's hunt and were relaxing around the fire. Their hunting dogs occupied a clearing nearby. One of the men observed that it was remarkable how the dogs had acquired the traits of their owners.

The musician's dog was softly howling strains of the Moonlight sonata. The engineer's dog was using his paw to perform calculations in the dust.

The lawyer's dog was screwing all the rest.

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Out of towner: Any criminal lawyers in this town?

Local: Yes. But none of them are in jail.

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A former lawyer applied to a government contractor for a job. The contractor asked him what he could do. "I'll be a consultant," the lawyer said.

"We have enough consultants," the contractor said.

"I know all about what's going on in government," the lawyer said. "I'll be an advisor."

"We have enough advisors," the contractor said.

By now the lawyer was becoming a little desperate. "Look," he said, "I'm not overly proud. I'll help you with paperwork, sort of like a clerk."

"Sorry," said the contractor. "We have more than enough clerks.

With that the lawyer got upset. Jumping to his feet, he turned toward the door and shouted, "Well, to work for you, I'd have to be a low-down, double-dealing SOB anyhow."

"You didn't say you were a lawyer!" exclaimed the contractor. "Do sit down."

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A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they'll have something to spend over there."

They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same.

The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.

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A famous lawyer found himself at heaven's gates confronting St. Peter. He protested that it was all a mistake: he was only 49 and far too young to be dead.

"That's odd," said St. Peter, "according to the hours you've billed you're 119 years old."

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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, “Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

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The advantage of having a brother who's a lawyer - I get all the good (and bad) lawyer jokes!

CigDaze 06-19-2003 12:22 PM

Okay, so in today's events, now we've managed to discredit one attorney.

What else will unfold next, stay tuned until the next episode.

:D :D :D

dockrocker 06-19-2003 12:37 PM

Anybody want a beer?

http://www.sdro.com/plum/beer.gif

mirageman 06-19-2003 12:54 PM

munch...munch...munch...I'm putting on a diaper, I don't want to leave this, even for a bathroom break.....
:D

TEAMBAJA 06-19-2003 12:57 PM

Why don't you tell us what REALLY happened between you and Keith, eh? That was HIS company, HE built it, and now YOU have it. Wasup with that? [/B][/QUOTE]



Yeah, what Catman said!!

Actually, who cares. Why does this keep being brought up, and why is everyone so concerned with it?

Dockrocker rules! :D

Ron P 06-19-2003 02:58 PM

Cat you are a piece of work.

rainmn 06-19-2003 03:12 PM

"With regards to company issues, we will issue formalized statements as we get further through our re-organizational efforts. We are hoping that all parties can prevail in a positive ,WIN-WIN situation."

That sounds exactly like what upper management says where I work, right before another round of lay-offs. :rolleyes:


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