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Old 07-14-2003, 10:17 AM
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God went to the Germans and said,
"I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better."

And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"

And the Lord said, "They are rules for living."

"Can you give us an example?"

"Thou shalt not kill."

"Not kill? We're not interested."

So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."

And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said,
"Thou shalt not steal."

"Not steal? We're not interested."

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."

The French wanted an example and the Lord said,
"Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife."

"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."

"Commandments?" they said, "how much are they?"

"They're free."

"We'll take 10."


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Good one, we have missed your whit and wisdom of late. Good to see your still on top of things.
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I give that a solid .


I watched George Carlin on HBO last night making some great 10 Commandment jokes!
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