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Old 07-24-2003, 10:03 PM
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There's a fellow who is an
> avid golfer. Actually he's a
> golf fanatic. Every Saturday
> he has an early tee time,
> gets up early and golfs all
> day.
> One Saturday morning, he
> gets up early, dresses
> quietly, gets his clubs out
> of the closet, and goes out
> to his car to drive to the
> course. It is raining a
> torrential downpour. There
> is snow mixed with the rain
> and the wind is blowing at
> 50 mph.
> He comes back into the
> house and turns the TV to
> the weather channel and sees
> it's going to be bad weather
> all day.
> He puts his clubs back into
> the closet, quietly
> undresses and slips back
> into bed where he cuddles up
> to his wife's back, and
> whispers, "The weather out
> there is terrible."
> To which she replies, "Can
> you believe my stupid
> husband is out golfing?!"
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