Ok, I'll bite.

I'd pull it with my Avalanche, but only one direction, to Troutly's front yard, and I'd yank the trailer out from under it with my brute HP, so Troutly had to look at it for a few days, while he figures our how to get rid of his new lawn ornament.

Well Mrs. Troutly sure as hell would'nt plant flowers in it, as thats all the color a front yard could handle.

I would hate to see what this guys house looks like

That boat would be great as a Juice Bar. Drop anchor and serve drinks off it!:

Nort, one of those dashes is from the second boat that doesn't run.