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Old 08-14-2003, 12:44 PM
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David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why It's NO FUN to Work in a Cubicle:

10. Being told to "think outside the box" when you're in a freakin' box all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you.

8. Cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese.

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords - 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than anyour coworkers.

and...the number 1 drawback to working in a cubicle....

1. You can't slam the door and walk out when you quit.
 
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Old 08-14-2003, 12:50 PM
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. #9 is SOOOOOOOO true........
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You forgot the part about farting!!!
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HA! I love it! I just sent it to my entire office, we are all in little cubies here!
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Cubes suck! I like 10. I'll use that next time they try that line on me.
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whats a cubicle??
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whats a cubicle??

It's the 10' by 10' space that I occupy for 10 hours a day
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Whats a job?
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It's the 10' by 10' space that I occupy for 10 hours a day

10 x 10 thats a huge Cubicle


lucky for me I have a door and walls
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Whats a job?
I know of 2 Jobs for you one is a BLOW
and the other is HAND

now get to work! San Fransisco is waiting for you to arrive
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