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Old 08-20-2003 | 11:27 PM
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WildThing: Where did you get a copy of my business model?!?
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Old 08-21-2003 | 05:36 AM
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You must be located in some redneck panhandle town so you can get out quick when the client comes for a refund
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Old 08-21-2003 | 07:38 AM
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You must be located in some redneck panhandle town so you can get out quick when the client comes for a refund
REFUND!?! Are you questioning my INTEGRITY?!?

I WILL come through for ALL of my clients, just like I said above! Why would I need to give refunds?
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Old 08-21-2003 | 08:15 AM
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Our favorite saying when a customer asks when it will be done we say 2 weeks, and in 2 weeks they ask again we say 2 weeks thats what we told you before... And when the project is done the 2 weeks are up!!! (its just a joke!)
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Old 08-21-2003 | 08:37 AM
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Hey, Double D Engines will take your money and still be your friend! You can call all you want on our 1-900 hotline.
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Old 08-21-2003 | 09:46 AM
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You must take my $ 1500.00 up front - keep my engine 7 months - steal my good parts and never finish my engine - be here at Lake Lanier and last name is _arrisson. Now that is a honest guy! BH
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Old 08-21-2003 | 10:15 AM
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WildThing...LMAO! Boy does that problem solving sheet bring back memories! I had that posted in shop class in highshool about 14yrs ago!!! (HOLY COW HAS IT BEEN THAT LONG!) anyway i awlays wanted to go back and get another copy of it....thanks!!!
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Old 08-21-2003 | 10:59 AM
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Old 08-21-2003 | 11:42 AM
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LMAO. I've printed it and copied our maintenance dept.
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Old 08-21-2003 | 11:47 AM
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My check is in the mail!
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