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Old 08-22-2003, 04:30 PM
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OFFICAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
> >
> > 1. In the company of females, intercourse
> > should be referred to as:
> > A. Lovemaking.
> > B. Screwing.
> > C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
> >
> > 2. You should make love to a woman for the
> > first time only after you've both shared:
> > A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual
relationship.
> > B. Your blood-test results.
> > C. Five tequila slammers.
> >
> > 3. You time your orgasm so that:
> > A. Your partner climaxes first.
> > B. You both climax simultaneously.
> > C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
> >
> > 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
> > A. Healthy, creative love-play.
> > B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
> > C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever
> > find out about.
> >
> > 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex
> > with is:
> > A. The best part of the experience.
> > B. The second best part of the experience.
> > C. $100 extra.
> >
> > 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last
> > month. You tell her that it is:
> > A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
> > B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
> > C. A very conservative estimate.
> >
> > 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
> > A. A myth.
> > B. An oxymoron.
> > C. A moron.
> >
> > 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
> > A. An appetizer is to entree.
> > B. Primer is to paint.
> > C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
> >
> > 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying
> > at the end of a relationship?
> > A. "I hope we can still be friends."
> > B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the
beep."
> > C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
> >
> > 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
> > A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
> > that sort of intimacy.
> > B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
> > C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
> > place.
> >
> >
> > Evaluating Results:
> >
> > If you answered "A" more than 7 times,
> > check your pants to be sure you ARE a man.
> >
> > If you answered "B" more than 7 times,
> > check into therapy. You're confused.
> >
> > If you answered "C" more than 7 times,
> > "YOU DA MAN!"
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Wait a minute! Did I say cry?

I meant belly roared! Whew, close one.
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