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Wardey 09-05-2003 09:42 AM

Redneck Test....
 
I scored a 16 and I am from WV !!!!:D :D :D Wardey

http://www.vissor.com/interactive/ft...f&storyID=1322

CigDaze 09-05-2003 09:47 AM

17. :)
An I reckon I'm a yankee.

WARPARTY36 09-05-2003 09:52 AM

I got a 15 and I'm an Okie that everyone calls Bubba! If you score higher than that you do not deserve to own a performance boat.:D :D :D

cuda 09-05-2003 10:03 AM

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Damn, 18, I guess I haven't been around Debbie long enough (queen of the rednecks). I guarantee her brother, BobbaRay, would have scored a perfect 40!

Brother BobbaRay

Outlawcowgirl 09-05-2003 10:06 AM

I also scored a 17 and I was born and raised in Oklahoma! Maybe I have been away from there too long.

Iggy 09-05-2003 10:09 AM

I've been living here too long. I got a 25.:crazy:
I need to move back up north.

GOD HELP ME, I'M TURNING INTO A REDNECK!!!!

cuda 09-05-2003 10:09 AM

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Redneck Debbie Davis in her favorite place, standing on the dogbox.:)

cuda 09-05-2003 10:13 AM

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Debbie's daughter, Jessica, on a redneck limosine. It's something Deb passed on to her offspring!

Shah Mat 09-05-2003 10:14 AM

13 out of 40
 
Pathetic Whiteneck........ Hummm I wonder if that is bad

rainmn 09-05-2003 10:16 AM

15 - Probably about right for someone who has lived in NJ his entire life.

cuda 09-05-2003 10:17 AM

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In Debbie's defense, she came by her redneck ways honestly. Here's her dad tieing up a wild hog we caught. The Crocodile Hunter is a ***** next to her dad.:) He is the real deal number one redneck!:)

Barrett 09-05-2003 10:19 AM

I got 13. Raised in Los Angeles.

mr_velocity 09-05-2003 10:22 AM


Originally posted by rainmn
15 - Probably about right for someone who has lived in NJ his entire life.
No way, I got 6.

Wally 09-05-2003 10:24 AM

16/40 "who let you in here, city boy?" LMAO! :D :D

RebarBox 09-05-2003 10:27 AM

OK warparty

18 - I've up'ed the Oklahoma bar

This is a bullsh!t test.

No questions about:
1. Rear tire size on your truck.
2. How far you can spit tobacco.
3. Nothing about 'Larry the cable guy' - GET'er DONE.
4. Hank Williams Sr. or Jr.
5. Grey primer - somewhere on your truck.
6. Reference to any hats owned with a tractor logo on it.
7. # of animals living under you porch.

..............I had better stop there, I think my score just went up. :D

cuda 09-05-2003 10:31 AM

Re: Redneck Test....
 

Originally posted by Wardey
I scored a 16 and I am from WV !!!!:D :D :D Wardey

Where in WV Wardey? My dad's from Cool Ridge outside Beckley. We have a family reunion in Jackson's Mill next year. Family reunions are always good places to pick up chicks!:eek: :D

WARPARTY36 09-05-2003 10:35 AM


Originally posted by Outlawcowgirl
I also scored a 17 and I was born and raised in Oklahoma! Maybe I have been away from there too long.
Where in Oklahoma?

GLH 09-05-2003 10:35 AM

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9 for this Imported Canadian Frog, and called me has beiing a foreighner!!!.

One question... What was different in that IROC Camaro??? :D

bajadude 09-05-2003 10:43 AM

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20 (wow that's scary :crazy: )

X-Rated30 09-05-2003 10:46 AM

19. Who woulda thunk it?:rolleyes:

Dirty Race Girl 09-05-2003 10:57 AM

I got a 14, and I was raised in redneck Texas! At least I got the Iroc-Z question right! I got the snuff question wrong though:mad:

I tried to distance myself from the people who all had two or three first names (Billy Joe Jim Bob, etc....)

THRILLSEEKER 09-05-2003 10:58 AM

I am affraid to even look at this test for fear that I will ace it:rolleyes:

Rebarbox, I can agree with all you said but you left out a few:D

First off, Rodney Carrington, Jerry Clower, and Roy D Mercer go right along with Larry the Cable Guy;) sorry folks Jeff Foxworthy doesnt count.

You left out David Allan Coe:mad:
As for the truck tire, trucks dont need tires when they are on blocks;)

How many of your kids were named after your deceased coon dogs?

Oh yeah, how many beers does it take to plow a 20 acre field?

And have you ever hunted for rats? or should I say "have ya ever had u rat killin?:eek: :drool: :D :crazy:

GLH 09-05-2003 11:01 AM

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Is that what all rednecks from Louisiana do with Yankees from Detroit???

RebarBox 09-05-2003 11:03 AM

Take the test Thrill, If you can't ace it, NO ONE can!

Dirty Race Girl 09-05-2003 11:06 AM


Originally posted by GLH
Is that what all rednecks from Louisiana do with Yankees from Detroit???
Bahahaha! Kentwood kicks out some goodin's don't she??

OldSchool 09-05-2003 11:11 AM

26:p :p :p

Wardey 09-05-2003 11:13 AM

Re: Re: Redneck Test....
 

Originally posted by cuda
Where in WV Wardey? My dad's from Cool Ridge outside Beckley. We have a family reunion in Jackson's Mill next year. Family reunions are always good places to pick up chicks!:eek: :D
I'm from Bluefield. It's about 45 min from Beckley. My parents were from Beckley. All joking aside....there are some nices chicks up there, just don't piss them off !!!! Trust me.....I married one. Yeah, Yeah,,,,,before someone starts, No it aint my sistr or my mutr, or my cusin...........:D :D :D Dave

THRILLSEEKER 09-05-2003 11:20 AM

Who ever wrote that test needs to be kicked in the nuts:mad:

Outlawcowgirl 09-05-2003 11:27 AM


Originally posted by WARPARTY36
Where in Oklahoma?
Born in Bartlesville
Raised on a farm in Collinsville.
Went to NEO in your neck of the woods and did some class work at the Grove sale barn. Small world!

Ron P 09-05-2003 12:02 PM

Damn proud of my 23. At least I knew what a Double Wide is.

Scrapple - Yummy.

I guess I'll need to stay north of the Mason Dixon line for a while longer.

KCHOTBOAT 09-05-2003 12:06 PM

10 the first time and 14 the second. Helps I only lived in Ala. for a year.

patrick22309 09-05-2003 12:07 PM

Sad to say, grew up in Iowa on a farm and only scored a 12. Don't know what my KIN would think of me????

Steve 1 09-05-2003 01:05 PM

LOL right Fred and the best trailer lot with the engine pulling tree.

hoghead 09-05-2003 01:09 PM

yuk yuk....i gots me a 21 outa 40. dem kuestions wuz hard.

Phknlwyr 09-05-2003 01:11 PM

Sheeeeeiiit, I scored a perfect 10! Bo Derek my asss.

hugetime1 09-05-2003 01:14 PM

oh ****, i scored a 21, my girlfriend was right, i am a redneck

Iggy 09-05-2003 01:22 PM

I aint seen no questions about know'n the diff between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee.

How many of 'ya know the that one?

WARPARTY36 09-05-2003 01:29 PM


Originally posted by Iggy
I aint seen no questions about know'n the diff between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee.

How many of 'ya know the that one?

My dad said he was out of college before he knew Damn and Yankee were two different words!:D

Aint that like when your house has wheels and your truck don't? Or brushing your tooth.

Ron P 09-05-2003 01:31 PM

How the hell did I do better than all you rednecks? I guess it was all that four wheeling, mud bogging I've done over the years right before we'd go cow tipping. That was always done at night, whiles theys was asleep .

Not bad for a Joisey Boy.

Ron P 09-05-2003 01:33 PM

" I aint seen no questions about know'n the diff between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee. "

I know, a Yankee lives in the NE. A Damn Yankee lives in the South.

Right, right, am I right???

What else ya got? Now that I learned what a freighter burn is, I'm all set.


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