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Old 09-05-2003, 12:49 PM
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the loan officer.
He can see by her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"


(you're gonna love this)

(it's a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)


The bank manager looks at her and says ............

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it , aren't you?!!! - I knew you would be.)
 
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Old 09-05-2003, 01:12 PM
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Doooohhhhhhh!! (slapping self on forehead)

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YOU GOT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON YOUR HANDS
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Who me? Not me....LOL- Chrissy- How's that poster coming?
 
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Doh!
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Old 09-05-2003, 04:48 PM
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That is possibly the best joke I've ever heard or the worst joke I've ever heard. Jury is still out.
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Good thing I didn't read that one at work! They already think I'm nuts....


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I'm usin that one at Karoke tonight!
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