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Old 09-11-2003, 02:24 PM
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> > Top 15 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans
> >
> > 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
> >
> > 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny.
> >
> > 3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
> >
> > 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over
> > everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush
> > tastes a little like cat butt?)
> >
> > 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
> > who's walk is this anyway?
> >
> > 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
> >
> > 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy
> > carpet?
> >
> > 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but
> > I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
> >
> > 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
> > truth, you're just jealous.
> >
> > 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur?
> >
> > 11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we
> > chew your stuff up when you're not home.
> >
> > 12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how
> > far behind schedule that puts me?
> >
> > 13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised
> > when I freak out everytime we go back.
> >
> > 14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a
> > proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard.
> >
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whats # 15 ??
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Old 09-11-2003, 02:35 PM
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Originally posted by Chris232
whats # 15 ??
Sorry forgot one

15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us?
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LMAO
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The truth is finally out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dogs rule

frogs too!!!!

World Domination NOW!!!!!!
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