Ok I had a horrible week I missed out on 3 promotions in work. I'm debating on if I should try smoking crack tonight or not! Just kidding but after 3 interviews and not getting any of them I'm pissed n frustrated plus summer is over and I have NO boat now.

get sloppy drunk out of your mind. That usually fixes everything for me

Sorry to hear. Since you feel shafted why not get drunk as suggested go online order some of the bumper stickers.
When they arrive put them on the SOBs car... take pictures, post em and laugh your A** off.

http://www.prankplace.com/bumper.htm

go to the bar with your buddies, Not a neighborhood bar, a big club and party your ass off, You'll feel like **** tommorow but it's worth it.
good luck man

If you take the drinking advice, all you stand to gain is a raging hangover, the potential for a DWI, and waking up to someone uglier than you tomorrow (if you are married, I take that back). Alternatively, you could attempt to figure out why you were passed over for the promotions and avoid this situation in the future.

What the hell was that???

Sound advice?

Yeah, From a phknlwyr!

Damn ! them thar lawers is purty smart !! aint they ?

now thats funny!


Phknlwyr , you should write for hollywood