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Old 09-23-2003, 11:15 PM
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Talking Late night funny: Turpentine and Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and
shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a
Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world,
it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid
in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub
it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little
boy replied, "That ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle."
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