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WINDAS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a cupla copies of da
WINDAS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION may'a been shipped
outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, you may need
some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition
may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It
reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha of
Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead of da
usual harpy stringy like music, ya hear a little
Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen
sava.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE:

**Recycle Bin is labeled "Newark"

**My Computer is called "My Friggin Computa"

**The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

**Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked",
"Eliminated", or "Rubbed Out"

**Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses"

**Performing an "illegal operation" is Known as
"enhancin da family business" and will actually
maximize da program instead'a shuttin' it down.

**Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way
to da shore"

**Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna
friggin' believe dis!" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA JOISEY EDITION:

**OK..........Sure ting

**Cancel......Fugedaboudit

**Reset.......Start ova

**Yes.........Yeah

**No..........Nah

**Find........Put a contract out on

**Browse......Get a looksee

**Back........U-Toin

**Help........Get your own friggin' ansa

**Stop........Knock it off

**Start.......Move it

**Settings....Here's da rules

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you
mistakenly got a copy of the JOISEY EDITION (NOT). You
may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT DAT? By da way, spellcheck is a
friggin' nightmare wit da JOISEY edition an' dey still
ain't worked out all da bugs.