Dixie Doug

: WINDAS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION


WINDAS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION

Dear Consumas:

It has come ta our attention dat a cupla copies of da
WINDAS XP NEW JOISEY EDITION may'a been shipped
outsida Joisey. If ya got one a dese, you may need
some help unnerstanin da commands. Da Joisey edition
may be recognized by da unique openin' screen. It
reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha of
Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead of da
usual harpy stringy like music, ya hear a little
Springsteen. It's also shipped wit a Sopranos screen
sava.

PLEASE ALSO NOTE:

**Recycle Bin is labeled "Newark"

**My Computer is called "My Friggin Computa"

**The Inbox is referred to as "Da Trunk"

**Deleted Items are referred to as "Wacked",
"Eliminated", or "Rubbed Out"

**Control Panel is known as "Da Bosses"

**Performing an "illegal operation" is Known as
"enhancin da family business" and will actually
maximize da program instead'a shuttin' it down.

**Hard Drive is referred to as "Da turnpike on da way
to da shore"

**Instead of an error message a "You ain't gonna
friggin' believe dis!" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN DA JOISEY EDITION:

**OK..........Sure ting

**Cancel......Fugedaboudit

**Reset.......Start ova

**Yes.........Yeah

**No..........Nah

**Find........Put a contract out on

**Browse......Get a looksee

**Back........U-Toin

**Help........Get your own friggin' ansa

**Stop........Knock it off

**Start.......Move it

**Settings....Here's da rules

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you
mistakenly got a copy of the JOISEY EDITION (NOT). You
may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WIT DAT? By da way, spellcheck is a
friggin' nightmare wit da JOISEY edition an' dey still
ain't worked out all da bugs.

CAP071

OH boy lets wait and see what the Joisey guys have to say about DAT!

Steve 1

LOL guys very good.

mopower

Pretty funny for a guy who's probably married to his cousin

Fugetaboutit , no hard feelin's
Ya gots to be able to laugh at youself



And did you know toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?




Sure, any where else and they would have called it
teethpaste

I still wonder why Kentucky in abreviated "KY"

Know why guys from Kentucky like family reunions?
Great place to pick up chicks.

Peconic

Yeah. I wonder why they call that stuff "KY Jelly."

http://www.csclub.uwaterloo.ca/u/wwiewior/ky.html

Peconic

Mike: EEEX PEEE Keeeeentucky Version has been outlawed due to urination in public.

Shane

Being born a raised in Joisey that hing CRACKS ME UP! Dey forgot about da jug handle!