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Old 09-28-2003, 08:11 AM
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Three woman had a very late night drinking Budweiser. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl said she was the drunkest saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, as soon as I got through the door, I fell on the floor and blew chunks.

The second girl replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!

The third proclaimed I was by far the most drunk. I got home, had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burned the whole house down!

They all looked at each other. The first gal says : Ladies you don't understand. Chunks is my dog.
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Old 09-28-2003, 08:40 AM
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Thats funny Chit,
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Hey Dano, isnt your dog named chunks
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No my dogs name is Don't Stop!
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