Buy a Dog !!!
10-02-2003 | 07:31 PM
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Buy a Dog !!!
Advice to the ladies
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> >
> > If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
> > joy of seeing you...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
> > and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
> > long and wherever you want...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal
> > weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family
> > and all the neighbors...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic
> > movie...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
> > unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog.
> >
> > But on the other hand,
> >
> > If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores
> > you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
> > walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat
> > and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
> > happiness...
> >
> > Then my friend........Buy a cat.
>
>
> >
> > If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
> > joy of seeing you...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
> > and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
> > long and wherever you want...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal
> > weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family
> > and all the neighbors...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic
> > movie...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
> > unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog.
> >
> > But on the other hand,
> >
> > If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores
> > you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
> > walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat
> > and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
> > happiness...
> >
> > Then my friend........Buy a cat.
10-03-2003 | 09:27 AM
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From: Deland, Florida
Originally posted by Dave1972
cuda,
nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.
I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.
cuda,
nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.
I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.
This one loves to wait for Debbie to make the bed, then roots under it like a hog. Pisses her right off!
