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Old 10-02-2003, 08:31 PM
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Advice to the ladies
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> > If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
> > joy of seeing you...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him
> > and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as
> > long and wherever you want...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal
> > weapon which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family
> > and all the neighbors...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
> > about football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic
> > movie...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to
> > warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...buy a dog.
> >
> > If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care
> > if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
> > every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
> > unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog.
> >
> > But on the other hand,
> >
> > If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores
> > you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place,
> > walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat
> > and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
> > happiness...
> >
> > Then my friend........Buy a cat.
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Does Jake go to work with ya? I want to take my Lab to work with me. If he can sleep on my bed, I'm sure he can go to work with me
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Johno, Dixie wants you to bring Jock back over.
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Mans BEST friend....For sure.....
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cuda,

nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.

I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.
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nice blue underwear!! Gotta give you some crap about that if nothing else.

I'm a huge dog-lover and always have been a sucker for labs, retreivers, and bigger sporting dogs.
Those are my "house shorts".

This one loves to wait for Debbie to make the bed, then roots under it like a hog. Pisses her right off!
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Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site
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The only truly loyal companion.
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Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site

ROFLMAO !!!! and still ROFLMAO !!!!
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Dam Cuda,that pic looks like it belongs on some weird fetish site
I guess this one belongs there too!
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