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The only pounding in the Cig. will happen in the cabin
10-03-2003, 10:14 AM
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Hey Top, It's not that bad. The wife and I just had our 19th. Just remember :
1. You sex life will decrease sudstancely.
2. Your work load will increase around the house. (cause' if they ain't happy, you ain't happy if you know what I mean.)
3. You will be constantly nagged for little chit like ,"Why did you not take out the trash." or "You saw the clothes hamper was full, why didn't you carry it to the laundry room." etc.....etc..etc....
4. The going out with the buddies thing will almost cease.
5. You will be questioned and accused of everything and anything.
6. You will see a dramatic increase in "Mood Changes". WTF is with that anyway?
7. Money you once spent on your toys will now go to couches, tables, etc....
8. Your bathroom will decrease in size to where you only have 2 cubic feet of your own.
9. Not only do you lose the ownership of your razor but everytime you use it now, it will be dull and hurt like hell!
10. MOTHER - IN - LAWS !!!!
11. There will be 300 bottles of shampoo in the shower stall that will fall on you constantly.
12. You will be questioned ,"Why you can't put the seat down."
13. Now, all of sudden,you get the "I don't like it when you come to bed smelling like beer, thing....."
14. and the , "Did you know what Joe blows husband did for his wife......".
15. What do you do on that computer so long?????
and more.......other than that, it's good.
Best of Luck to You and the Misses !!! Dave Warden
1. You sex life will decrease sudstancely.
2. Your work load will increase around the house. (cause' if they ain't happy, you ain't happy if you know what I mean.)
3. You will be constantly nagged for little chit like ,"Why did you not take out the trash." or "You saw the clothes hamper was full, why didn't you carry it to the laundry room." etc.....etc..etc....
4. The going out with the buddies thing will almost cease.
5. You will be questioned and accused of everything and anything.
6. You will see a dramatic increase in "Mood Changes". WTF is with that anyway?
7. Money you once spent on your toys will now go to couches, tables, etc....
8. Your bathroom will decrease in size to where you only have 2 cubic feet of your own.
9. Not only do you lose the ownership of your razor but everytime you use it now, it will be dull and hurt like hell!
10. MOTHER - IN - LAWS !!!!
11. There will be 300 bottles of shampoo in the shower stall that will fall on you constantly.
12. You will be questioned ,"Why you can't put the seat down."
13. Now, all of sudden,you get the "I don't like it when you come to bed smelling like beer, thing....."
14. and the , "Did you know what Joe blows husband did for his wife......".
15. What do you do on that computer so long?????
and more.......other than that, it's good.
Best of Luck to You and the Misses !!! Dave Warden
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10-03-2003, 11:17 AM
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Originally posted by Troutly
#16....."Oh Brian, why does your "Richard" smell like my best friend, Cecile..??"
#16....."Oh Brian, why does your "Richard" smell like my best friend, Cecile..??"
"Your Richard",,,,,,,,,,,,,,that kills me
