OT: Tuesday AM humor attempt
10-07-2003 | 09:01 AM
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OT: Tuesday AM humor attempt
_The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk.
The people did some research and found that they could buy a
cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were
very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to
produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the
cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the
bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he
could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull
tires to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from
the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks
away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you
by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they
said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is
from Illinois."
The people did some research and found that they could buy a
cow just across the state line in Illinois for $200.
They brought the cow from Illinois and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time, and the people were
very happy.
They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow to
produce more cows like it. They would never have to worry
about their milk supply again.
They bought the bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow. However, whenever the bull tried to mount the
cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the
bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he
could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset
and decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening. "Whenever the bull
tires to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from
the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the
front, she backs off. An attempt from the side, she walks
away to the other side."
The Vet thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you
by chance, buy this cow in Illinois?"
The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned
where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise Vet," they
said. "How did you know we got the cow in Illinois?"
The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye, "My wife is
from Illinois."
