OT. Wed PM funny

Old 10-08-2003, 03:19 PM
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A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my
genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute.
He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink. " The
Crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as
the crowd gasped.

After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator
hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man
removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the
first of his free drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100
who's willing to give it a try." A hush fell over the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A Blond woman
timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on the head with
the beer bottle"
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