I'm running this in the PX Scooter class. Look in the windows. Yup a procharged Briggs.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by eMotiondriver
[B]After you pay entry fee hell just wait till they leave, I don't care I've got your entry fee and have already stated NO PRIZE


Just who do you think you are? Lee Mills?

You right Ron P but you can't forget the additional .92cents.

That does cover the Whole Year and entry fee but next years race will be at LEAST a day later so you will have to reup the fee.:confused: :p :eek:

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Fountain38SC
[B]Lil JR is the name......Now find me :D

Hiding under the bar stools at Sloppy Joe's will not help you. I know the bottom of each and every one.

KWUSUGSRCWAHCLMFUAWHTAAAWNBRC
 

Rules amendment
Nos is legal but anyone that has the system Must buy from OUR CER Certified supplier. And be rebuilt and tested at OUR facility.

Cost to each team is $1200.92

Each team can protest this amendment and HOPE to win but you won't.


FOR THE LOVE OF THE SPORT.


Have a nice day.:)

I think I seen one of those kits on E-bay for 1/2 price

Do we have to use D.O.T. approved tires?

D.O.T. Only

Cheeter slicks are in debate now.

I just got a call from Yamaha, they want to sponsor me as long as I can use one of their factory backed scooters.

Anyone mind if I use their ride????

I might need to have them sell it to a rental place in KW, just so I can rent it, legally, under their rules and all.

http://www.yamaha-motor.com/products...lash_scoot.jpg

Working on a rig to squeeze a TONTO engine in a scooter for the race.........................Let ya'll know what happens. SeeYa in KW
Robert

Ya'll are SICK!

Just got a call from My sponsor also! :D

http://www.mopedhospital.com/


They said the have a (special) moped just for ( special ) people and may qualify :crazy:


http://www.mopedhospital.com/racing/index.html


Don't say I didn't warn ya! :p

Slick's mandatory if it rains.

40+ Drunks +

Rain + Scooter with slicks = Death race 2003

Count me in

Perhaps we can use studded Snow tires?

What's a snow tire?? :confused: :confused:

Scott B

Come to think of it, I thought snow was white powder? Why would you need tires for that?? :confused:

Our snow comes from the sky..:rolleyes:

Florida snow comes from other countries..:eek: :confused: :confused:

Just got off the phone with my tire sponsor's


http://sportsbay.com/pertirpac.html

Attn: Race control is thinking of adding a second lap.
It would be run in reverse and towing a skateboarder..

Once you finish the first lap you grab your skateboarder and tow the other way.

:eureka:

This is debate NOW:crazy:

Key West is another country... :eek:

Scott B

The Couchie republic :D

Question for Race control? Are we going to get a pit-crew? I would to chose my own pit crew or perhaps I can tow a diva in drag? :D :p :crazy:

Your pit crew will be your bartender....

YiPPIe I'll be pitting at Fat Tuesday's!

At least when you wipe out you'll have Plenty of Icey drinks to keep the swellin down.:eek: :eek: :crazy:

will there be a "freestyle big air extreme" competition like the motocross guys have? :D :cool: :cool: :cool:

i will be there with the toledo ohio exhibition blackbelt drinking team. we are trained professionals :p

You guy's from the Ohio area are ROOKIES :eek: :p

Ohio ? Where the HELL is OHIO? There's NO DRINKING in Ohio

Race control update: Uniforms and equipment.

Race uniform shall consist of shorts with that a shirt that has a boat on it or Says boat somewhere, no helmets,knee pads or any protective equipment what so ever.(Life jackets OK):eureka:

Sorry fresh outta knee pads here my last pair went to packinair's exwife/girlfriend :D


But I may have a T - shirt my ex won a wet contest in I can wear ( sorry NO Pics of that No cameraswere allowed) :chimp:

So there ya have it boys, leave the condoms @ home!!

Scott B

Yea but they are standard equiptment in my LIFE Jacket! along with a bottle opener, cab fare, a tooth brush, a box of Tic -Tacs and some lubrication.

When the Toledo gang goes on a poker run its a close contest as to whether more gas or more booze gets consumed! But we are up to new challenges!!:D :D

Let me see if I have this right.....
Second lap, in reverse, towing a skateboard being ridden by a transvestite?

Oh my gawd!!! And to think I canceled my KW reservations. What a dork I am!!!!!!!!!

OK, technical question here:

Since the cat guys have an extra hull to keep from tipping over, can my wife, while piloting her deep vee moped, have training wheels??

Scott B

Sure she can run Scott-we'll have a new class for training wheels-just like we have a class for "PX Turbine". Who cares if she's the only one in the class.

This scooter is legal but must be rented from CER at $1333.92 and that includes entry fee..:rolleyes:

I Plan on having a group of women at turn# 4 they will Flash the leader of the race causing them to stare with drunken eyes and miss the next turn! Hence I will be victorious! :p

Tech question # 2:

I heard that in Super-ped and Super-ped-lite that we had to run sanctioned motors from billie-joebobs house of scrap iron, and that the entry fee was included in the price of the motor? So, does billie-joebob only take visa, or can I use my Amex and then cry fraud to them and have the money charged back to his account??

Scott B

Jillie-Joebob may take his sister to sleazy motels, but he dose NOT take American Express!:D

I'm bringing my glock and shooting all of your tires.

I didn't see nothing in the rule book that says ya can't.

Hey, I'm from Jersey, I can't help it.

Dude,

In Fl we give Glocks to the ladies to carry.. You come down here with one of those you will get laughed off the island... ;)

Scott B

Armed, and so is my wife :)

OK, tech question # 3:

I plan to use a reverse rotation rotary screw motor with shaft drive and one spark plug disconnected in my PX class 'ped. Since it is already backwards, should I run the first lap in reverse, and the second in forward??


Scott B

Still armed, and so is my wife :eek: