I just got back from lunch, and the full time secretary was having a problem. It seems the part time secretary had been on the computer before she left at lunch, and she had forgotten to sign off her AOL IM account. She kept getting IMs and couldn't get any work done. Naturally she comes to me for help.

Fate being what it is, as soon as I sat down at her desk, she got an IM from some guy wanting to know if she was "interested in cyber with hot male 28".

After the other secretary and I finished laughing, I responded "It depends, do you have a football helmet and some swim fins?"

Being an ordinary "hot male 28", he replied, "Oh yeah baby."

I told him, "Good. Now you're gonna need some duct tape and a coathanger, too. I'll wait while you go get them."

And they say work is boring...

You poor guy ! I love messing with other people's IM"s in work also It's fun

It sounds like she doesn't even work.

Nonetheless that's funny.