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formula31 10-17-2003 12:21 PM

What everybody said is good advice. Remember, its his "johnson" that is getting married, talking to his head wont do any good. Hell have to learn the hard way like the rest of us did.

turbosonic1 10-17-2003 12:33 PM

Pray for him and pray for the situation. It is out of your control!

turbosonic1 10-17-2003 12:39 PM

Pray for him and pray for the situation. It is out of your control!

BajaRunner 10-17-2003 12:41 PM

Ever seen the wedding singer?

start it by

"remember that time we got those 2 hookers"

:)

TEAMBAJA 10-17-2003 12:44 PM


Originally posted by Audiofn
Try and remember a story from back when and tell that and wish them the best.

Jon


Thats a bad idea! :D It would like, remember that time you screwed that chick on my living room floor and got rug burn, or that time you nailed that chick in the other room, and that time we were drunk and I watched you smash your car into a telephone pole, etc..........

TEAMBAJA 10-17-2003 12:45 PM


Originally posted by BajaRunner
Ever seen the wedding singer?

start it by

"remember that time we got those 2 hookers"

:)


:D Id have a million stories on him! :drool: :D

PhantomChaos 10-17-2003 01:07 PM

Tonight, rent "Four weddings and a funeral"

As Al Buddy said, sounds like five of the same thing! :D

THRILLSEEKER 10-17-2003 01:17 PM

give me the bride's adress and I will personally deliver her a plate of ex-lax brownies tonight:eek: that should post pone the wedding long enough for you to make it to the shootout tomorrow:cool:

you can thank me later:D :D

have you all ever heard of a wedding being called off becasue the bride had the screaming ****s?:eek: :D :crazy:

HyperBaja 10-17-2003 01:21 PM

Re: Need The Help Of OSO Members By Tomorrow!!!!!!!!!
 

Originally posted by TEAMBAJA
So, this is going down anyway so I need a "BEST MAN SPEECH" for the reception. How do I go about this? Any suggestions for padding the speech yet keeping it simple? Anyone done this before?

Thanks!

P.S. Should I consider carrying a flask?

I think you can find them online somewhere... Prewritten First man speech.

RebarBox 10-17-2003 01:36 PM

Might I suggest asking those folks in the Apache threads, there all good with words!! :snide::D


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