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SHARKEY-IMAGES 10-19-2003 12:12 PM

O T: Prison vs Work
 
Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat.

IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.


So - why is it again that you work?

CAP071 10-19-2003 12:27 PM

As a boss at the Postal service I am often referred to as ( A target) :rolleyes: :eek:

Madcow 10-19-2003 12:55 PM

It all sounds pretty good exept for THE ANAL RAPE THING.

CAP071 10-19-2003 03:05 PM


It all sounds pretty good exept for THE ANAL RAPE THING

Well from what R-Addiction has told me it's really not that bad! :D :p :crazy:

LMAO - Thanks R/A I been getting some great laughs from your expense. I owe you a beer

Madcow 10-19-2003 04:39 PM


Originally posted by CAP071
Well from what R-Addiction has told me it's really not that bad! :D :p :crazy:

Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave.:D :eek:

R Addiction 10-19-2003 09:35 PM

I'll take a Captain And Coke w/lime thanks!!!!;)

wwwTOPDJcom 10-19-2003 09:50 PM

:eek: :D

glassdave 10-19-2003 09:55 PM


Originally posted by Madcow
Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave.:D :eek:
hey madcowpie- how the hell did i get tossed into this thing :mad: :mad: :p :p :D :D

Madcow 10-20-2003 01:30 PM

Guilt by association I guess.

Wasabe 10-20-2003 09:44 PM

:D :D :D :D


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