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Old 10-19-2003, 01:12 PM
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Prison vs. Work

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat.

IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.


So - why is it again that you work?
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It all sounds pretty good exept for THE ANAL RAPE THING.
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It all sounds pretty good exept for THE ANAL RAPE THING

Well from what R-Addiction has told me it's really not that bad!

LMAO - Thanks R/A I been getting some great laughs from your expense. I owe you a beer
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Well from what R-Addiction has told me it's really not that bad!
Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave.
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Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave.
hey madcowpie- how the hell did i get tossed into this thing
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