O T: Prison vs Work
10-19-2003 | 12:12 PM
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O T: Prison vs Work
Prison vs. Work
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.
So - why is it again that you work?
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a
little bit more clear . . .
IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat.
IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK - they are
called managers.
So - why is it again that you work?
10-19-2003 | 03:05 PM
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It all sounds pretty good exept for THE ANAL RAPE THING
Well from what R-Addiction has told me it's really not that bad!
LMAO - Thanks R/A I been getting some great laughs from your expense. I owe you a beer
10-19-2003 | 09:55 PM
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From: toledo oh
Originally posted by Madcow
Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave. 
Yeah, thats what I hear from packinair and glassdave.
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Last edited by glassdave; 10-19-2003 at 09:58 PM.
