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Old 10-22-2003, 05:49 PM
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Talking Ot Body Meeting Joke!

BODY MEETING

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide
who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the
body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen".

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen
all over so without me you'd all waste
away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food
and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body
wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to
see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible
for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so
in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach
was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the
eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The @ssHole is usually in charge.

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