#2:are you sure, cause the way the picture looks I should be facing this way and your supposed to be upside down with your othr leg up, cause theres no way this is gonna work like this.

#1, what do you mean it stinks down there,,,, My farts smell like fresh baked bread..

#2, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, ELEVEN !!!

#2,,, I don't see any boat,,, and there certainly isn't any LITTLE MAN !! :

This has got to be the funniest thread I've seen in a long time....... Keep m' comin'!!!

#1 This Tux makes me look like I belong in a traveling circus side show tossing flaming bowling pins at a drunk llama.

The doctor told you,your not suppose to eat sesame seeds on you bread.

Your maxi pad is not working

A daisy a day fresh, You Smell like powder

I believe you now when you said ,no toilet paper in the restroom.

He said I can almost sit my beer on it.

When you said you farted ,it was not just air

I can lance those with my skate

Scratch and sniff






#1 You drop me I am head butting you.

#1 Keep pulling. I swear it can get BIGGER!

#2 I can never find the buttons when I need them! Next time honey, wear CROTCHLESS PANTIES!

#1 Don't drop me 'cause I'll take mister winkie with me.

#2 We like to think it's the 'hands on' customer service that makes Wacky Costumes, Inc. better than our competition!

#1 Pull my finger. No. I said pull my finger!

#2 Honey I swear we used to do this to keep warm all the time in Canada!

#1,yes, that is one hell of a big hemmrhoid!

#2, (HIM)hmm,lets see,ceasar salad,pork chops and for desert,choclate moose.

(HER) Dam you are friggin Kreskin aren't you?