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Old 11-19-2003, 02:20 PM
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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night!"
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Now THAT was FUNNY!
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Wow, TEAMBAJA, you're right. It's quite humerous that I can walk around during the day, fully clothed, and keep the monster so well hidden!

I guess that's why you "little" folks have to live in up North -- for the, "But honey... It's not really that small... It's just cold outside!" hahaha. Oopse, I mean Bahahahahahah.

Remember, "He who dealt it...." Sounds like someone has quite a "little" complex!

...All in good fun!

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Wow, TEAMBAJA, you're right. It's quite humerous that I can walk around during the day, fully clothed, and keep the monster so well hidden!

I guess that's why you "little" folks have to live in up North -- for the, "But honey... It's not really that small... It's just cold outside!" hahaha. Oopse, I mean Bahahahahahah.

Remember, "He who dealt it...." Sounds like someone has quite a "little" complex!

...All in good fun!

Joe, thanks for the response. Just remembered this thread and had to look it up!


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