| Biggus |
11-25-2003 09:41 AM |
Several years ago my wife and I were invited to a Halloween party, since I am the ultimate procrastinator I had waited until the day of the party to get a costume together. I had decided to rent a costume from a local store, the only thing left was a Pirate suit and a pig outfit. I chose the pig...complete with this huge fiberglass head, curly tail and hoofs for hands.
We were all suited up and the party was supposed to be at the VFW..or so I thought. Well,...I strutted into the "V" in my pig outfit and was a bit shocked to see everyone in tuxedo`s and suits..?? I stood there for a few then this big dude comes up to me and says "you got a lot of balls showing up to the Policeman`s Ball dressed like a PIG!!!!! :eek: :eek:
I grabbed ahold of the big head and ran like hell outta there :D
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