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Old 11-25-2003, 01:14 PM
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HE LAID HER ON THE TABLE.....

He laid her on the table, so white, clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck and then her breast, and then, drooling felt her thigh.

The slit was wet all was set, he gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide...he looked inside, all was dark and murky.

He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms, and then he stuffed the turkey.

May I be the first to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving!! Some of you have such dirty minds!!!
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Some of you have such dirty minds!!!
Yes you do
And a happy turkey day to you
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:01 PM
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Stuffing the turkey
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Old 11-25-2003, 08:18 PM
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No Srip, it is filling the bird. Full Just like American Pie.
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No American Pie.Just cherry pie
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Make mine Hair Pie.
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