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Old 12-02-2003, 10:19 AM
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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign
on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told
them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to
jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign
saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How
come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled...."Their
sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took
their sign down and drove off. The following day
found the same police officer! in the area when
he noticed the two ladies driving around with a
large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up
with them when he noticed the new sign which now
read: ..................

"TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER---$50.00."
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