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Old 12-09-2003, 12:47 PM
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Damn thing looks like Flipper.
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Old 12-09-2003, 12:50 PM
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Originally posted by mcollinstn
some butt lube?

a French maid outfit?

a Madonna boob cone bra?

a construction helmet with beer holders on the side with her favorite team logos on it?

A Matco tool box?

some underwear that YOU like?

All this and one of those BOOBY beer tap thingy's and your all set...
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Old 12-09-2003, 03:30 PM
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Have you gotten her a high speed buffer yet?
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Old 12-09-2003, 04:10 PM
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BUY THAT WOMEN A CABANA BOY!
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Old 12-09-2003, 04:37 PM
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East Bake Oven or one of those rubber candy animal makers. Toaster Oven, or a gas powered blender for slush drinks.
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Old 12-09-2003, 04:43 PM
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I would support the slushie machine...isn't that actually a weedwhacker motor on that.
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Old 12-09-2003, 06:51 PM
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A new Harley, She'll be ridin, Something that does something for her.
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Old 12-09-2003, 08:15 PM
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My wife gets a lot of use out of her wheelbarrel.

Jon, all kidding aside, this is your first Christmas together, get her a set of earings or some sort of jewlry. You can put it in the wheelbarrel.
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Give her some money and let her buy whats she wants!! Thats my idea!!
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I went with a garden tiller - made her day.
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