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Old 12-11-2003, 09:57 AM
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A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes gas. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little faux pas, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman.

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say..... If you farted just touching it... you're going to crap when you hear the price."
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