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Old 12-12-2003, 09:11 PM
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A HORSE NAMED TONTO? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? SAY IT!

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Old 12-12-2003, 09:16 PM
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A HORSE NAMED TONTO? DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO ME? SAY IT!

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DUDE CHILL I GUESS JACK HAS YOUR PANTIES IN A BUMCH I WASN'T REFFERRING TO YOU.................REFERRING TO A SHOW WHERE THERE WAS A HORSE NAMED TONTO?
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OK, I THOUGHT YOU WERE REFERING TO ME
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do - Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do - what's wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy looks him in the eye and says, "Nothin', but you left your Injun running."
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Yea bud I've got something to say...................FRIEND! And when we moving her? BH
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Brian, I did it last night with the SeaRay. Yanked that somb!tch right off the trailer and stuck it right in the slip. The only problem was the frost that kept forming on the deck, I busted my a$$ pretty good, lucky I didn't go swiming. Thanks anyway though.

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Only you could use a Sea Ray cruiser as a tow boat. Damn you can drive for me anyday. BH
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