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CURE FOR THE FLU

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss, I not
come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach
ache, and legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her, "Give
me sex." That makes everything better, and I go to work.
You try that."

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
YOU GOT REAL NICE HOUSE"
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can I use your wife I feel crappy here today myself
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can I use your wife I feel crappy here today myself

How about your sister? Who is she
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