A Man Joke
 

A man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's really intelligent.

Man: I like waking early in the morning.

Woman: Are you sure you haven't missed an "n" out of that sentence?

I prefer the shower myself:p

In the morning and at night:crazy:

That would be enough of an achievement. :D

:D :D GLH You are killin' me!!!!!:D

LOL!

sorry i havntbeen in touch but i was rushed to the hospital and had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis! wont be shagging one of those again!

how many screws in a lesbians coffin ?.... none !....... its all tongue an groove

That's brutal! :D

Too much info...

I like wanking early to think of those. :eek:

You're too much.

Simon....What the hell are you talkin' about!!!? :eek:

Wanking

:p:p You guys are killing me. I can't stop laughing and I'm at work with everyone looking at me like I lost my mind.

Or did I??

You did.

:frog: :frog: :frog: :frog: :frog:

Game, set, and match.:D

:D :D

::D :D :D :D

morning and some nights

ttb

Hee hee ha ha

I think the board is going crazy.

I went boating too this WE in this!

I snowblowed the driveway.:hothead:

With this pleasing a woman thread thing going on, I tought I'd bring back Wasabe's joke ;)

Love yahh babe! :p

Thanks a lot! LMAO! NOTHING DIES ON OSO!:D :D

depends if wife is on the rag, you know, your time of the month junk?

Now, that's fukkin' funny! :D :D :D :D :D

Aye! It's called the monthly bill!