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Old 01-07-2004, 12:36 AM
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A man is trying to impress a woman by making her think he's really intelligent.

Man: I like waking early in the morning.

Woman: Are you sure you haven't missed an "n" out of that sentence?
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I prefer the shower myself

In the morning and at night
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...by making her think...
That would be enough of an achievement.
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GLH You are killin' me!!!!!
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sorry i havntbeen in touch but i was rushed to the hospital and had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis! wont be shagging one of those again!
 
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how many screws in a lesbians coffin ?.... none !....... its all tongue an groove
 
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That's brutal!
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sorry i havntbeen in touch but i was rushed to the hospital and had a dangerous mole removed from the end of my penis! wont be shagging one of those again!
Too much info...
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I like wanking early to think of those.
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