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boatme 01-14-2004 07:01 AM

I hit Apache
 
was driving down the road last night and i hit

A patch eeeeeeeee of ice

wow was it slipery

:)

open87 01-14-2004 07:04 AM

was it in front of a subway:confused: :D

boatme 01-14-2004 07:11 AM

got out of the car and tripped over a resin bucket

boatme 01-14-2004 07:12 AM

don't get mad apache guys (saber)

Just wanted to lighten the day

hope all are smiling

thought it was time for a new apache thread

Shane 01-14-2004 07:17 AM

:D :D :D LMAO!:D :D :D

PatriYacht 01-14-2004 07:51 AM

That's really funny!:D :D :D

dyno 01-14-2004 07:59 AM

LOL!!!

Jolley 01-14-2004 08:06 AM

Nice Marc, is this a 'PLUG' or a 'RUNNING PLUG' for APACHE? Watch out for that ice over there left coast!!!!. He-He :eek: :D :D :D

CustomRigger101 01-14-2004 08:15 AM

you need some fenders for your truck bro.. big 9" x 25" ones.. email me i'll teach youthe cool way of tieing them off.. LOL

robyw1 01-14-2004 09:18 AM

Okay that joke was so lame I'm gonna report it to the moderator.

:D Roby

tomtbone1993 01-14-2004 09:27 AM

:D :D :D

boatme 01-14-2004 09:35 AM

Jolly,

i thought it was a HULL of and idea

even though i knew i would get a STERN response

Now someone will re PORT me

and I will have to BOW to the pressure

CustomRigger101 01-14-2004 10:33 AM

now it getting deep in this thread

MitchStellin 01-14-2004 10:57 AM

I know, I ran one over with my truck and now I need a patcheee in my tire:D Should I use a patchee or just buy a Cig....I mean new tire.:D :D

THEJOKER 01-14-2004 11:17 AM

Well you could of STEPPED in a pile of chit. What's your DILEMA? BH

jb 01-14-2004 01:04 PM

very funny

Ike 01-14-2004 01:39 PM

Another apache thread getting ugly:D :D :D

boatme 01-14-2004 02:25 PM

Not ugly at all

light hearted and fun for a change :)

Offshore Addiction 01-14-2004 03:07 PM

:D :D :D

CAP071 01-14-2004 03:09 PM

That will teach you to eat gold fish while driving :fish:

Were you coming home from buying any scrapple? :crazy:

TEAMBAJA 01-14-2004 03:46 PM


Originally posted by Boatme
don't get mad apache guys (saber)

Just wanted to lighten the day

hope all are smiling

thought it was time for a new apache thread


Im mad anyway! This means war! :mad: :hothead:



;)

boatme 01-14-2004 03:53 PM

as long as it don't mean WAR PARTY

:) damn am askin for it

MitchStellin 01-14-2004 03:59 PM

Hey, I will be the first to say I would own an Apache in a second. They are great boats, like so many others, so there is no need to be upset. They are rather pricey but you get what you pay for....from gas to a$$ Really, I would be a proud brave if I owned one.

boatme 01-14-2004 04:04 PM

me too this thread was just tohave fun and keep i light

once warparty shows up we know we have a problem

:) :) :) :)

boatme 01-14-2004 04:06 PM

hmmm Jack (cash brain) is strangly absent


I will start a humor post on cigs very very soon ;)

HyperBaja 01-14-2004 04:13 PM

Hasnt every apache been hit before?

Not the ugly stick, but the ego stick?

Wasabe 01-14-2004 04:20 PM

Ha ha ha very funny!:D :D

Tbonepmp 01-14-2004 04:23 PM

:D

WARPAINT 01-14-2004 04:52 PM

Did somebody say Apache?Whats all this about an Apache that was busting through icebergs and just kept on gettin' it!!!Pushin & pushin we dont need no stinkin' jackets.My boat is faster than yours even in this 14 degree weather you know good waste of space;) Bring it!!!!!

HyperBaja 01-14-2004 05:18 PM

Arent we going to hear the "I will race you, but it must be in at least 15 footers with hurricane force winds"????

Quote- Apache owner.

KH0302 01-14-2004 05:28 PM

This thread deserves IMMEDIATE deletion. :rolleyes: :mad: http://www.suzukihayabusa.org/ubb/graemlins/bigfu.gif

:D

open87 01-14-2004 08:03 PM

i got a new, a patch e for the hole in my workboots:D

WARPAINT 01-14-2004 08:06 PM

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georges 01-14-2004 08:33 PM

You guys are suffering from a northern illness very common this time of year.......CABIN FEVER!:D :D :D
Come on down and thaw out!:p :cool: :cool:

CAP071 01-14-2004 08:39 PM

I need help at the PostOffice and I think some of you would work out just great! :crazy:

Waterfoul 01-14-2004 08:45 PM

Ooh, pick me.... I can go postal REAL easy this time of year!!!!

When I'm done, you'll have to put a patchee on the windows at the post office!!

PhantomChaos 01-14-2004 10:53 PM

I had a flat on my bicycle one time and stopped by a bike shop and asked them to put apache on the hole. :D :D :D

Waterfoul 01-14-2004 11:01 PM

We should put a pachee on Nort's mouth!!!

PhantomChaos 01-14-2004 11:11 PM

:D

Dear Abby:

I'm trying to quit smoking and want to try apache.........should I put apache on my arm, or put apache on my shoulder, or put apache on my ass?

Thanks,
NO CIGARETTES :D :D

rouxsterre 01-14-2004 11:37 PM

The JPL would have had a much more difficult mission to Mars - if the 'Red Planet' was in the 'apache' of it's orbit around the Sun. Fortunately for Rover, it is much closer to it's 'perigee'. . . .

Hence, the excellent photos.
Lovin' JPL. . . lovin' NASA. . .


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