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Tbonepmp 01-15-2004 10:54 AM

:D :D :D

Sydwayz 01-15-2004 11:00 AM

I love that one! :D :D

However, if you know what you are doing, who needs to change phone numbers the morning after?

OldSchool 01-15-2004 11:18 AM


Originally posted by yellowbird
She would be all over that one.
Looks like a puppy with brown eyes!!

Reed Jensen 01-15-2004 11:43 AM

21 K.... is that all it cost you to get rid of your wife? 21 K?....... my buddy just got rid of his wife.... cost him 400K....... and then she put a hook up his ass for 4k a month..... a$$hole judge said "she's never worked while you were married..... now she can continue to not work" So not only did she take everything he had worked for .... she is now elevated to "princess" . My buddy spent at least 50k in attorney's fees..... he even had to pay the fees of his wife's attorney..... great ... huh?

OldSchool 01-15-2004 11:49 AM


Originally posted by Reed Jensen
21 K.... is that all it cost you to get rid of your wife? 21 K?....... my buddy just got rid of his wife.... cost him 400K....... and then she put a hook up his ass for 4k a month..... a$$hole judge said "she's never worked while you were married..... now she can continue to not work" So not only did she take everything he had worked for .... she is now elevated to "princess" . My buddy spent at least 50k in attorney's fees..... he even had to pay the fees of his wife's attorney..... great ... huh?
Sometimes it's "cheaper to keep her":D :D

Milord 01-15-2004 11:50 AM

Reed, that's what hitmen are for! ;)

glassdave 01-15-2004 01:33 PM


Originally posted by Reed Jensen
I made the mistake of buying a Ferrari when I was 29


i think you may have been the only one in the history of world to have ever used that sentance :D :D

Sea Ya 01-15-2004 01:38 PM

Love is one ot the most beautiful things money can buy.

dkwestern 01-15-2004 02:01 PM

That is some funny stuff. I can't imagine they sell too many of those, but I'm sure there are some real studs out there that use them. When I say studs, I of course mean tool boxes. Later. DK

Reed Jensen 01-15-2004 02:09 PM

Funny ... Glassdave.... funny! ..... but that car really did get me a lot of negative attention.... I still have the car.... have owned it for twenty years now.... Don't drive it any more.... don't care to drive it any more.... I should have sold it in the 80's when the car market was crazy. .... That one thing caused me a lot of grief. All.... and I mean all the women I've ever met have never wanted me because I'm a nice guy.... Every single one of them were looking for a sponsor....... as soon as you dip your wick.... it's over... suddenly they insist that they be the center of your life... the center of your focus.... everything is for them.... your needs.... desires..... goals...... go right out the window unless that goal is to be their economic slave...... MONEY.... show me the MONEY.... MONEY MONEY MONEY.... ( I don't sound bitter do I?) I'd rather be alone than be put through that bull**** any more.... Like Sea Ya said.... Love is one of the most beautiful things money can buy.


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