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Guaranteed how to pick up girls with this . Good for the one night stands .The quickies:D :D

Try this http://www.trickslips.com/

Ain't it the damn truth...

that is beautiful:D

And after she finds out you will be "hitting the bricks"

Julie:D

That's ok as long as you have already played "hide the sausage" with her.:)

That's beautiful! :D :D :D

I bet they work like a charm. :)

just for the record, i could do that with real ones.

The ideas that I know now that could've been used when I was younger. If I could only have my youth back.

how do you think a land walrus like me gets hot babes, I pay for them, lol

I made the mistake of buying a Ferrari when I was 29....... thought I was really hot ****........ oh yeah.... it attracted women alright....... my phone was always ringing...... women I hardly knew..... didn't want to sleep with me..... just wanted me to bail them out of some stupid financial bind they were in..... Oh.... there is one thing absolutely true that was mentioned in the ad for the deposit slips..... there is nothing... and I mean NOTHING..... that will torpedo a relationship with a woman faster.... and that is if she doesn't get validation from her girlfriends about YOU ! They can't draw their own conclusions about you or your relationship.... they have to be told by their girlfriends if she should be with you! You can do twenty-fold in comparison to what you get in return from a woman...... do more for her than her feckless girlfriends would ever do...... but if they don't approve of you..... you are history.... Go figure....

:D :D :D

I love that one! :D :D

However, if you know what you are doing, who needs to change phone numbers the morning after?

Looks like a puppy with brown eyes!!

21 K.... is that all it cost you to get rid of your wife? 21 K?....... my buddy just got rid of his wife.... cost him 400K....... and then she put a hook up his ass for 4k a month..... a$$hole judge said "she's never worked while you were married..... now she can continue to not work" So not only did she take everything he had worked for .... she is now elevated to "princess" . My buddy spent at least 50k in attorney's fees..... he even had to pay the fees of his wife's attorney..... great ... huh?

Sometimes it's "cheaper to keep her":D :D

Reed, that's what hitmen are for! ;)

i think you may have been the only one in the history of world to have ever used that sentance :D :D

Love is one ot the most beautiful things money can buy.

That is some funny stuff. I can't imagine they sell too many of those, but I'm sure there are some real studs out there that use them. When I say studs, I of course mean tool boxes. Later. DK

Funny ... Glassdave.... funny! ..... but that car really did get me a lot of negative attention.... I still have the car.... have owned it for twenty years now.... Don't drive it any more.... don't care to drive it any more.... I should have sold it in the 80's when the car market was crazy. .... That one thing caused me a lot of grief. All.... and I mean all the women I've ever met have never wanted me because I'm a nice guy.... Every single one of them were looking for a sponsor....... as soon as you dip your wick.... it's over... suddenly they insist that they be the center of your life... the center of your focus.... everything is for them.... your needs.... desires..... goals...... go right out the window unless that goal is to be their economic slave...... MONEY.... show me the MONEY.... MONEY MONEY MONEY.... ( I don't sound bitter do I?) I'd rather be alone than be put through that bull**** any more.... Like Sea Ya said.... Love is one of the most beautiful things money can buy.

There are some women out there who really don't care about money. Who prefer to be financially stable without a man so they don't have to put up with men's bull. And a man with a lot of money ain't worth $hit if he can't please in the bedroom. And THAT is the biggest thing the women i know look at.

Some men are jerks with or without the money. I'll stick with my independent brokeness, thank you very much.

<-- independent brokeness :p :D

I see the girls standing up to defend their gender! I hope there are some decent women out there...... Doesn't matter for me..... I gave up looking :D I've been dumped by women too many times so that they could be treated like a doormat by another man....Because they like the "bad boys". They're "edgy"... they're really sexy,because they're so untamed... I'm the nice guy that they don't mind abusing...don't mind taking advantage of and using with no remorse.... because they know I won't stalk them... threaten them.... destroy their property.... I'll just go away... But once I'm gone... baby I'm gone... and there is no going back.... And I've had them all try to come back.... All of them.... So Boatbunny.... I guess I'm doing something right... I've never heard anything other than praises in that department..... I'm just tired of trying to make someone else happy..... I'm going to worry about myself from now on.

Hey Reed, seeing as how that car has been so much of a burdon for yourself, I would be more than happy to take it off your hands. And, seeing as how I am such a nice guy myself, I would be more than happy to be generous and wont even charge you for the burdon. I will simply take delivery of it and you will never have to worry about the car being a burdon again. Just think of all the negative aura that will be alleviated.:D

Yeah.... RWI..... yeah..... Be careful what you wish for! :D

Believe me. I have found that to be true way to often. Only remedy is to not wish for anything. Take what you want and appreciate what you get. Much easier.:D

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So Boatbunny.... does that mean you've been treated like a doormat? Did you go for the bad boys and only got your little bunny paws stepped on for your effort? I'm sure bull**** flows both ways..... I've seen it happen...... it happened to my last girlfriend..... I was the nice guy... she left me for her old "bad boy" boyfriend.... only to have him **** all over her again.... hence .... her crawling back to me....ut--oh.... no go for Ol' Reedo.... been there....done that..... won't do it again.... only one chance per person... :D :D :D :D I'm the one smiling now...... she got her just reward! :D

Actually, i was married and my ex-husband decided to have an affair with his step sister when i was 5 months pregnant.

Hey Boatbunny.... he sounds like a real swell guy.... what was your attraction to him?

A lot of reasons that have nothing to do with him being a "bad Boy". He was older, more mature (or so i thought) ambitious, intelligent, funny etc. He waited until after the "i do's" and the first baby to start being a "bad boy".

mmmmmmmmm...... Sounds like a major "fly in the ointment"...... him turning out to be a "bad boy". Uhhhh........ he wasn't from the south was he? Since I'm in the mood for bashing...... IT'S OPEN SEASON ON SOUTHERN WHITE MALES! ....... just kidding.... you know.... step sister and all.....

no, not from the south. Just a loser i started dating at 15, married at 21 and diivorced at 25. But learned never to be financially dependent on anyone and that i only need a man to fill one need (course can do it myself, just more fun with someone else)

I had a girlfriend tell me once...... "Do you know why God created Man?......... because Vibrators don't mow lawns..... :D.... I replied.... "Do you know why God created Woman????? because sheep don't wash dishes"! works both ways BB24 :D

You're right. That's what they look for when they are deciding who to "do" behind your back.

Gee Ric.... nice to see I'm not the only cynic in this forum. :p

That whole cynic thing works both ways too. Let's see here, cheated on with a brand new baby, stole my car and money to go smoke crack, wrecked two of my cars while high, wouldn't know the truth if he bit him in the a$$, only ever moved out of mom's house when I provided a place to go (and is back there now at 38). Shall I continue? Lord knows there's more....

*Gasp*....... are you talking about someone you had a relationship with Ange? Or just people in general? If you're talking about your Ex..... then I have to jump up and down and exclaim.... " It's true!!! It's true !!... women do really go for a$$holes and overlook nice guys!" In any case.... sorry to hear about your troubles.

oh yea, that was the ex. Note here, like BB's, he wasn't an a$$ to start with. At least not that I realized at the time. I thought he was a nice guy. Live and learn. All this in turn makes me WAY more wary than I used to be.