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Reed Jensen 01-16-2004 07:23 PM

Roflmao.......... I've gone from wary.... to resigned ! But then again..... I have dealt with eleven more years of bull**** than you........ So Ange, you have time to catch up to me! :p

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 07:27 PM

Please dont tell me that this is what I have to look forward to. At the rate I am going I am going to give up and be a hermit by the age of 35.

Ange 01-16-2004 07:31 PM

Reed, I spent pretty much my whole adult life with that POS, it wasn't time well spent to me. But no, Jason, everyone isn't like this. You have to weed out the losers first apparently. lol

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 07:47 PM

Doesnt look like we have done too good of a job there.:D I do have hope that there are good people out there. It just makes it hard when you are trusting of others. That I am sure you guys are perfectly aware of.

Reed Jensen 01-16-2004 08:00 PM

Oh yeah..... Crystal ball.... Crystal ball..... what do you see for me..... magic wand... magic wand..... sprinkle your magic for me! Mystical incantations abound! Roootah.... voootah..... zooot! Mirror, Mirror on the wall...... who's the biggest A-hole of them all? uhhhhh uhhhhh..... Is my cynicism warranted? My buddy tells me that I am experiencing LA women... that all women aren't like the ones I've met..... who knows.... I live in LA.... :p

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 08:17 PM

All women are psychotic. Its just a fact of life. The sooner we realize this, the better off we are. No offense Ange. All men have their own set of problems.

Ange 01-16-2004 08:28 PM

When you find out if any of that stuff works. let me know! lol

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 08:32 PM

Still trying myself. LOL Given my latest episode, I am no closer to finding an answer. LOL.

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 08:38 PM

I think I saw plenty like this on Jerry Springer. The problem is, his shows are watered down versions of what they used to be. Not as entertaining.

Reed Jensen 01-16-2004 08:47 PM

They don't work..... well.... at least not any better than my intuition.... and it's been waaaaaaaaay off for years.. I try... I try.... and I try again.... but you know how it is Ange..... everyone is on their best behavior when you first meet them.... then the little cracks in their character begin to surface... for me... it's the " I need to go out clubbing with my Girlfriends. Can you watch my kids? That is the first sign.... second sign.... " I can't make it home... I'm spending the night with my girlfriend.... can you stay and watch my kids?".... third sign...... " I don't know when I'll be back.... call my mother to watch the kids.... I need my space.".... Final sign..... " Just because I was in bed with my old boyfriend doesn't mean anything".... I still love you.... By that time.... *Poof*...... ol' Reed-boy Isn't the "nice guy" any more....... Reed boy is "history" ! :p This usually happens within the first year.... What really makes my day is they always try to come back.... why is that? Why is it that when you treat some one in the way they say they want to be treated... They return the favor with betrayal? One of the big mysteries of human behavior. I hear the same story from both men and women... It is as if the old adage is true.... " No good deed goes unpunished" :D

Ange 01-16-2004 09:05 PM

OK Reed, where are you finding these women? First off, I would never in 10 million years ask a guy I was dating to watch my kids so I could go out. Second, if my kids are home, I WILL be home. Which means third just ain't happening. Space is what she had when she went out in the first place. And as for the ex, we all know that never works. That whole no good deed statement is so true!

RollWithIt 01-16-2004 09:09 PM

What?? You saying ex sex isnt any good?? I was a little naughty with my ex back in september. But then again, neither one of us had a cignificant other at the time also. Makes a big difference.

Reed Jensen 01-16-2004 09:15 PM

Okay guys.... I'll quickly post here.... and then jump over to the other thread..... in just a few minutes.... we should be up at the top! Roflmao Yeah RWI... I caught my ex with her ex... he had been calling while I was at her house.... I warned her that if I caught them together...... it would be the end of our relationship.... she just couldn't resist.... best part is..... SHE WENT BACK TO HIM...... AND THEN CAUGHT HIM CHEATING ON HER! God I was dying laughing.... her younger sister filled me in on the details.... talk about a major case of Schadenfreude!

RollWithIt 01-17-2004 08:52 PM

Poetic justice at its best. Bet she felt really stupid afterwards.

martiniboat 01-17-2004 09:48 PM

Awesome thread, LMAO, very entertaining and leads me to say...


...The only person you can truly trust is yourself.

Sad but true.


Ok, maybe I'm a little 'jaded'. :D

Brian

Reed Jensen 01-18-2004 12:03 PM

Hey RWI.... I don't know if she felt stupid.... but she did call me to tell me she missed me.....thought about me all the time..... my reply.... " I told you to never call me... and I meant it.... our relationship ended when you went back to your ex... end of story". and I then hung up on her.... and I'll be damned.... a year later she called again..... I had to tell her the same thing again. She must have been a slow learner. Her brother and sister have both stopped by my business to plead her case and try to get me to see her again... nope... no doing.... She isn't some 19 year old bimbo that made a mistake... she is a 48 year old grown woman that betrayed her boyfriend... inexcusable behavior in my opinion. If such a thing could happen once.. it most certainly would happen again... I learned long ago to NOT invite grief into my life.

martiniboat 01-18-2004 12:37 PM

Reed, that is some damn 'sound' thinking. Sorry to here about your womenkind problems, we can all relate.(Not bashing the ladies cause' they too have a story to tell!)


Oh, the stories of woe and despair!...makes life interesting , doesn't it?:D ;)

B

Troutly- ROTFLMAO, good call, now off to the Uncensored Section boatbunny24, to carry out your sentence!...

Reed Jensen 01-18-2004 01:14 PM

Yeah Martiniboat.... Like I always say... " You won't get hit by a train ... if you don't play on the tracks!" That was the same advice I gave my last girlfriend.... she told me I was "controlling". I told her ,"Then do what pleases you...... and suffer the consequences. I don't care any more." She made her choice.... I made mine. :D


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