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Old 01-17-2004, 01:19 PM
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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You know, that should be part of all marriage licenses. Some are so true they should be made law. Especially the change part.
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I got a little math pick-up line for you guys...

Lets ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and we'll MULTIPLY...

try it, but has yet to work

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I got a little math pick-up line for you guys...

Lets ADD the bed, SUBTRACT the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and we'll MULTIPLY...

try it, but has yet to work

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Right on Wasabe.


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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I tought you women had serious ambitions! A little light on self reliance with that one.
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