Powerboat Porn
 

I was informed the other day that the best foreplay my wife has seen out of me yet is when I am talking or looking at boats.

Look at those blowers and carbs.....oh man check out those drives, honey...Let's go do it!!

Now I ask all my bros here....Have or do any of you suffer from the same thing? :eek: :eek: :cool: :cool:

Sean

Nope. I'm the quiet, sensitive type. Besides, boats suck.

Foreplay and completion!!! I don't need my wife!

Foreplay, hmmmm............there was that time i tied her to the sunpad of a 31 Stinger:eek: I think she liked it;) :D

Yeah, boating brings out the best in my wife... "actual boating". But coming home, picking up the new issue of Powerboat and ooooh-ing and ahhh-ing over it just gets me this::rolleyes:

;)

i have pavlaws dog syndrome.
only difference is , its the sound of big horsepower , not a bell. :crazy:

It worked great for me right up till my divorce when she told the judge she hated boating:confused: NK

I have got no words for you here bro.....:eek: :eek:

Yeah, me too.:D :D :D

Parn, sounds like the first wife !!!:rolleyes: Thanks again for the info.

Too Old LMAO !!!

Sean, you well need a little help or you will be joining Parnell and myself and Boatme and ........ wait, maybe she is on to something !;) ;)

I was told the same thing a few days ago;)

But what got me started was talking about my power and drives:cool: :D

Sad!!! So Sad!!!!
I guess its a good thing for both of you that you are rigging now. But for gods sake man, put on a little Al Green and smack her on the a$$ every once and awhile. Drive oil isnt as usefull as mint chocolate syrup. Class Dismissed!

It started that way, as so many things did, but ended when the "S" word came out (Sea Ray).:eek: I have a very short list of needs. Boats, Trucks, Sleds, Breasts. I could care less about anything else. Now whats not to like about that? and desn't that leave billions of things to do? Why was it always SHOPPING:rolleyes: :D This next time I am going to tie her to the bow of my boat and run thru some 4-6s. If in the end of 30 minutes she still has a smile on her face, I will go another 30 minutes because she is LIEING and could probably hold her breath for 30 minutes.:eek: After that, I will let her move in.:D

Debbie gets moist over the sound of twin BBC's coming across the bay. She jumps up and gets on a point like a bird dog when she hears the first sound of one.:D

"point like a bird dog" :D :D

To hell with the boats it only takes a few drinks ! :p

Well buddy, I guess you know why I am the GOOD husband:D It's not ALL about boat ya know, you gotta take care of the little woman too! The only reason the SeaRay went south is 'cause SHE wanted it to......BIG bedroom, duh! She does like her afternoon "naps". You guys in for the Miami boat show? Let me know, maybe we'll bring the 'Ray down for the weekend.
Robert

It is a very delicate balancing act that I seem to be the master at screwing up!!!! :D:D

Parnell,
You should have shown the judge the pics of her driving the 35 Cig (I think i have one or two of them )
then have her explain how much she was hating that

Sgrady,

Couldn't have said it any better myself

Sean,,
I think my girl is having an affair with the manufacturer of the cigarette cloths
every time i turn around she has another cigarette outfit

we are now working on adding a Nor-Tech wing to her boat cloths closet this girl would wear nothing but Boat stuff if she could get away with it

we fight over who gets to read the boat mags first

Oh Boy

Alright Alright Alright....Stinson if you are going to make a public topic out of what I said to you then you really need to get the quote right ;) ;)

What I said was foreplay for you is "Hey look at the blowers, paint job, etc., on that boat...HEHEHEHE WANNA DO IT?" :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ;) ;) :D :D

And then I made the statement "Hey look it's Sean porn!" while holding an issue of Powerboat Magazine.

GEEZ get it right ;)

But hey I guess boat talk is better than no foreplay at all :p


Guys ya'll are too funny!

this girl would wear nothing but Boat stuff if she could get away with it

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Hey I'm with her on that. I too am working on a nice little collection :D

Funny how he can't get stuff right ain't it darl'n :eureka:

Robert

That's my kinda girl Cuda. Julie is like that too and I think its a turn on to see her really pay attention to these boats. Julie has become as good (maybe better) as me at identifiying boat makes from far away, you know, just a profile and boom, Scarab! Fountain! Cig! Formula! She really knows 'em all.

I thinks it makes boating more fun when your First Mate is really into the whole experience. Julie is not a motor head but I'm working on her!!!!:D

Chicks that like boats turn me on!!

:rolleyes:


:(

My gf loves the vibration from the rear seat. Will be cruising out at 1600rpms and i look around and there she is sitting down with a smile:D :D

Yep, Debbie can usually identify the make of boat before I do, but a lot of that is she can see a helluva lot better than I can.:)

She loves anything to do with performance boating. She will carry her end of the log too when it comes to cleaning and maintenance.